Fallout: New Vegas Gets Sexy

Fallout has always been rather mature with its slow-motion gore and drug abuse. However, New Vegas seems to take things one step further by adding a large, creamy dollop of sauciness. The ERSB has rated the game and has noted;

“During the course of the game, players will encounter male and female prostitutes: the screen fades to black as suggestive dialogue is heard in the background (e.g., “Nice charlies, too! Give them a shake for the Ben-man, will ya?”)”

Nothing too saucy there but you may also encounter the kinky robot ‘Fisto’.  If you do not know why that robot’s name is kinky I strongly suggest NOT googling it, it’s not pleasant. The ERSB description is;

“There is also an extended sequence suggesting (no depiction) sexual activity with a robot (e.g., “Fisto reporting for duty . . . Please assume the position.”

No thanks Fisto, I think I will pass on that.

Source: ESRB

22 Comments

  1. This is classic, it sounds altogether more comical than erotic but to be honest but you know what the ERSB are like… they would censor real life if they could. Family Guy flashbacks at the ready!

  2. haha, Fisto :D

  3. It came from behind! Note to self: *scribble* Stay clear of Fisto.

    Looking forward to Fallout New Vegas a lot :)

  4. Is it bad that I didn’t have to google fisto to know what it is?

    Anyway… WHERE ARE THE JIGGLING BOOBIES?!?!

  5. I googled Fisto. Came up with He-Man and Star Wars! Haha, oh the power of google moderate search :)

  6. hehe, good job no-one has googled images then? Aaaiiieeee whoops :(

  7. giggity lol

  8. Excuse me guys, but you might want to check when this got posted, almost SIX hours earlier:
    http://www.thesixthaxis.com/forum/playstation-news/falloutnew-vegas-wtf/

    • Sorry Al i didnt check the forums. Have a big snog as apology.

      • A snog from a girl around my age preferably. Still, no apologies needed mate. Actually, to be honest, I’ve sent or posted at least a dozen tips to TSA that I’ve never been mentioned in, wheteher it’s been the news was a day late or the writer of the piece never read my tip.

      • Only Alex gets the tips

      • Really?

      • Don’t feel bad, they never credit me when I send tips either and I’m supposed to ‘work there’. Callous bastards the lot of them – that’s why they’re locked up in a Tower :D All they gave me was this shitty house.

      • Now I feel better.

    • Well there’s a offer you cant reufse

  9. hehe… just like futurama…

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