Wet Star Top Of Gaming Babes

I love MyVoucherCodes.co.uk not because they have great voucher codes (I have no idea if they do) but because they have decided the best way to promote themselves is run surveys that have fantastic, headline grabbing results. Who can forget the classic “Xbox FF13 to outsell PS3 by 2-1” (it did not) or the bold announcement that the Xbox was outselling the PS3 by 3-1 last Christmas (nope). This time they ask the always reliable “Who is the most shaggable game character” question and whaddya know, it’s a controversial winner.

Rubi Malone from Wet is the top pixilelated totty. For those you who need a reminder, the game is called ‘Wet’, has a Metacritic score of 6.9 and sales of less than 400K per console. Obviously this makes the main character much more memorable than a Final Fantasy character (sales: a gazillion) or lovely Lara Croft (sales: shed loads).


Now I know what you are thinking; I have fallen for their cunning marketing ploy as I’ve written their headline grabbing survey as ‘news’. This is true but at least I know I’ve fallen for their cunning marketing ploy and in my defence it is Friday, everyone is sick and tired of politicians and a good discussion about norks is pleasant way to end the working week.

To compliment the top ten babes they have also produced a top ten of male computer generated totty with the far from controversial Nathan Drake at number one, no arguements from me there. However a little further down we have Desmond Miles from Assasins Creed. Ezio doesnt get a look in, wimpy old Desmond is the top totty from that franchise, a man who spends the entire game on… his.. back…Oh my.

Out of males surveyed, 8% of that group said they found a video game character more attractive than their wife or girlfriend. Out of the females surveys, 8% said their husbands would be sleeping in the spare room tonight.

Top Ten Babe-A-Licious Heroines from Gaming

1. Rubi Malone from Wet (67%)
2. Jill Valentine from Resident Evil 5 (64%)
3. Lara Croft from Tomb Raider (61%)
4. Chloe Frazer from Uncharted (58%)
5. Sheva Alomar from Resident Evil 5 (42%)
6. Lightning from Final Fantasy XIII (39%)
7. Elena Fisher from Uncharted (33%)
8. Princess Farah from Prince Of Persia (31%)
9. Bayonetta from Bayonetta (29%)
10. Tifa Lockhart from Final Fantasy VII (26%)

Top Ten Butch Hunk-A-Sauruses from Gaming

1. Nathan Drake from the Uncharted series (61%)
2. Prince of Persia from Prince of Persia (58%)
3. Leon Kennedy from the Resident Evil series (53%)
4. Sam Fisher from the Splinter Cell series (51%)
5. Jin Kazama from Tekken (47%)
6. Desmond Miles from Assassins Creed (43%)
7. Chris Redfield from the Resident Evil series (38%)
8. Max Payne from Max Payne (36%)
9. Squall Leonhart from Final Fantasy VIII (29%)
10. Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid (27%)

Source: DigitalSpy