Listen up you bunch of namby pamby softies, this is your games console speaking and I’m going to turn you in to a real man. That’s right you bunch of flower aficionados, play time is over; it’s time do some hard physical exercise.
Forget those other fitness games, drop that copy of ‘Just Dance’, real men do not dance! For God’s sake, don’t shake that booty! Think about John Wayne, Jason Statham or Brock Lesnar. Brock doesn’t dance, he can barely walk.
What you need is a copy of ‘UFC Trainer’, the new fitness title from THQ specifically targeted at men. You wont be hula hooping your way to a pert butt or balancing on one foot on a tea tray with this title my boy. Here is a real man, THQ’s Danny Bilson, to tell you more,
“We want this thing tuned to perfection without lag and I’m not going to ship it until it’s the coolest fighting thing in the world.”
Did you hear that, you maggots? This is not a game! This is a FIGHTING THING! RAWR! You will need Kinect or Move for the title when it launches on January 1st 2011, so make sure you don’t break your console whilst poncing about to Singstar on New Years Eve.