Guaranteed Shag If You Pre-order Sims 3

Are you sad? Lonely? Have been beaten round the head with the ugly stick? Then pre-ordering The Sims 3 for your best friend (Xbox 360 or PS3) will allow a special charm that allows you happy time with another Sim. The pre-order bonuses are as follows:

  • Amazon – The Ultra Lounge Living Room set provides your Sim with a new flat panel television, contemporary décor items, and other cool furnishings.
  • Play.com – Cruise around town in-game with a muscle car or a top of the range sports car.
  • EA Store/Digital – Ultra Lounge Outdoor Set.
  • Game (X360/PS3 Only) – The ‘Get Lucky’ Karma Power which grants your Sims the power of luck and ensures all endeavours end in success.

The press release states ‘Whether you use these unlockable items for money, friendship, love or to get lucky, the choice is up to you.’

So who will you be buying the game from? The EA store to get some nice garden chairs or GAME who will supply you with a ‘Get Lucky’ charm which you can use to ‘get lucky’?

Perverts the lot of you, I’m going for the patio furniture.

Source: Press Release

11 Comments

  1. Top of the range sports/muscle car surely has the same effect :)

    • that’s what they tell you in the showrooms, but the truth is it just makes people think you’re compensating for something. :)

  2. Oh TC your Headlines are the Best

  3. Digital whoring out to promote games. Meh. Makes sense.

    Awesome headline, tc. :-)

  4. Nice car sounds good :)

  5. Is this online!? oh god… you could only imagine what you could do to your friend….

  6. I was expecting one of our lovely editors to change the Headline before publication. :D.

    • keep them coming they’re getting better everytime

  7. The funny thing is, is I was going to pre order, it’d be from GAME! I always use them. As it is though, I’m not gonna pre order it. I can wait a while for The Sims!

  8. Pity it isn’t a real shag. Insta-buy if it was ;)

    • There are other ways you can spend money to get that ;)

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