New Gran Turismo 5 Trailer, Screens

TSA Staff 71 Comments

So, apparently there was some delay to Gran Turismo 5 and the internet exploded and people cried and tears flowed and pre-orders were cancelled.

Whatever, I’ll just leave this here…

If anyone fancies translating, there’s new info here (via NeoGAF).

Soon, soon…

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71 Comments

  1. Now that is just pornography!

  2. Looks great, want it now!!!

  3. 0100100 01100101 01100001 01110010 01001011 01100001 01111010,
    01010000 01101100 01100101 01100001 01110011 01100101 01110011 01101000 01110101 0110100 01110101 01110000 97 110 100 114 101 108 101 97 115 101 71 84 53, 97 115 73’109 62 6F 72 65 64 6F 66 74 68 69 73 (42 45 45 50)!
    59 6F 75 72 73 74 72 75 6C 79,
    BIGAL-1992

    • huh?!

      • Quite simple really. Add all of these numbers together to get the year in which GT5 actually goes on sale :)

    • That is the worst FacePalm post I’ve ever seen!

      • It’s a message in binary,Hexadecimal and Decimal, NOT a facepalm.

      • I know! I was teasing. ;-)

      • Ah, right. I was in a hurry to a lecture, so I wasn’t concentrating on the joke.

    • Well done on discovering binary and hex, but I CBA translating it. What’s it say?

      • Translation below. Anyway, gotta go!

  4. Ignoring the piss taking here, but that tire screech was lovely! Yay! God bless them getting their Christmas bonus early and sinking it into ‘BBC Tire Screech Sounds Volume 2’. The delay was justified.

    • But with these delays Tyre Screech volume 3 could be out by then. *Fears the implications*

  5. Translation: Dear kaz, please shut up and release GT5, as I’m bored of this (BEEP)!
    Yours truly,
    BIGAL-1992.

    Computer language Master.

    • what language is that??!

      • Computer.

      • I thought the first part might have been binary, but it doesn’t translate properly? surely dear kaz comes out as
        0110010001100101011000010111001000100000011010110110000101111010

      • I spaced it out to make it clearer to people.

    • Oh. Agreed :)

    • Computer language master, if you are one, then you’d call it by it’s proper name.

      • Final part was ASCII.

      • Can you do assembler?

      • You mean Assembly?

      • No Assembly is what noobs call it

      • Assembly is what PROGRAMMERS call it!

      • Yeah its Assembly language for the Assembler so BIGAL wins this scintillating round!

      • This programmer calls it assembler code, though that code would by written in a particular assembly language.

      • So translating it would make you an assembler wouldn’t it.

      • I guess different programmers have different names then!

      • We used to have assembly in primary school.

      • Avengers assemble too.

      • 01001001’01100100 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110100 01101111 01110011 01100101 01100101 01111001 01101111 01110101 01101100 01101111 01101101 01100001 01101011 01100101 01110100 01101000 01101000 01101001 01100010 01101100 01101111 01101111 01100100 01111001 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111 01110101 01110000!

      • Ass-embly is Assembly, by the way BIGAL-1992 can you translate the binary, please? :D

      • 01001000 01101101 01101101 01101101, 01101110 01101111.

      • Translation: I’d love to see you lot make this bloody thing up!

        Normal service: I’m speaking in computer to familarise myself with low-level computer languages.

  6. I stopped waiting for this game in about 2009, so will be a nice surprise when it’s finally sitting in my PS3/4 (still pre-ordered it like a numpty)

  7. Looks amazing as always. Man I hope I don’t fail final year because of this…

  8. WOW – It looks sooo fooking good!

    Come on GT5!

    ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT.

    • why would you convey shouting in that last sentence?!

      • It just felt like the right thing to do at the time….

  9. Random bit of an old trailer at the end.
    Also explains why it’s been delayed, the current Stig’s been fired, so the in-game one needs re-modeling for the (possibly) new Stig, or re-colour him to whatever colour the new Stig will be.

  10. Who is newsbot?

    • A futuristic news robot sent back in time to change the future. He will give you news without remorse and will not stop until he is destroyed

      • There’s every chance he’ll want Jas-n’s clothes, boots and motorcycle.

      • and he’s gonna terminate you.

      • *plays the terminator theme song*

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