‘Ms. Splosion Man’ Announced

Hey everyone, I’ve got great news.  ‘Splosion Man’, the explosion causing platform terror that caused havoc across the land in 2009 has been captured by the boffins at Big Science labs.  Developer ‘Twisted Pixel’ had the following to say:

“Twisted Pixel Games was pleased to announce today that their subsidiary, Big Science, has captured the Splosion Man and guaranteed the safety of all humankind.

Many remember the terrifying events of July 2009: Splosion Man’s horrifying rampage through Big Science laboratories that meated hundreds of scientists and caused untold damage to their underground laboratories. Eye witnesses reported widespread destruction and a staggering number of t-bones and fillets left in his wake. Today that ends, with Twisted Pixel releasing footage of the successful capture of the renegade experiment.

Even if some sort of newer, stronger, better threat were created, our newest security measures and fiendish traps would be more than enough to contain it. We’ve made incredible advances in our technology over this past year…. Not that there would ever be a use for any of it.”

When asked if perhaps they were being a bit too confident, the reply was as follows:

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“Why? What’s going to happen, some sort of freak accident in the after party that creates a Ms. Splosion Man mere seconds after Splosion Man’s capture? And then the Ms. Splosion Man goes on some monster tear in the fall of 2011? Yeah right. Not very likely.

Twisted Pixel Games reiterates that despite the fact that nothing could possibly go wrong during today’s events, should any newsworthy event occur, they will release as much information as possible in the coming months.”

Source: Press Release, Video from Destructoid

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9 Comments

  1. Will it be on PS3?? I Played the ‘splosion man trial on a friend’s xbox when it came out and LOVED it!

    • No platform as yet to my knowledge.

  2. Haha what a great way to announce the game. Loving the first one, though nowhere near finishing it! I hope the PS3 gets some Twisted Pixel love at some point, they make really novel and fun games.

    • Completely with you, Santa. It’s a great game and has proven a success on XBLA so they know it’ll sell well on the PS Stores around the world. Come on lads, sort it out!

      • Completely with you, Half-Naked Gyrating Minor!

      • You can’t help but think we’d work well together.

      • I say we become a socially inappropriate detective agency! The only crime we condone is our own.

  3. A press release to be proud of.

  4. haha loved it, look forward to the release

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