Ubisoft To Release Sexy Mini Games Collection

The most obvious thing to happen since Captain Obvious declared “Why, that was quite predictable” is about to happen – motion control is about to get smutty.

A number of Australian retailers have listed a new game from Ubisoft entitled “We Dare Flirty Fun For All” with the following description:

‘A unique party game for young adults looking to SPICE UP their parties with SEXY challenges. Wide variety of game styles Dancing, Physical Contact, Trivia. Provocative Controls Innovative use of Wii-mote controller. Light and Frisky Adult Humour: Mature Settings, Matchmaking features.’

The game has also been listed for PS3 but has a PG rating –  so either it’s not very ‘frisky’ at all or there will be a very awkward moment when little Jimmy is asked to do his best pole dance for grandma.

The game is listed for release in Australia on 10th February.

Source: AussieNintendo.

28 Comments

  1. Bring back macfoxes – the time is right! :D

  2. Waiting for the inevitbale Bunimomike hilarious comment……..

  3. “The most obvious thing to happen since Captain Obvious declared “Why, that was quite predictable” is about to happen – motion control is about to get smutty.”

    Epic. As for the sexy mini games, I’m not shocked. Not shocked at all.

  4. It looks like Ubisoft ran out of ideas…

  5. Don’t know why but “Innovative use of Wii-mote controller.” made me chuckle :O

  6. Well, there’s one thing that the Move has over the Kinect – it’s easier to shove up your bum…

    Any other jokes concerning the Move and phalic references are probably best kept to yourself, or this site will be renamed the The Sex Axis…

  7. read half the article then though. ‘this is one of tuffcubs’ scrolled up, i was correct :D

  8. playboy!!!!!

  9. i wonder what the trailer will be like 4 this and if it’ll have the ‘PS3 Does Everything’ bit at the end ;)

  10. Ubisoft. Saying “Fuck safe sex” since 2011

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