Ubisoft To Release Sexy Mini Games Collection

The most obvious thing to happen since Captain Obvious declared “Why, that was quite predictable” is about to happen – motion control is about to get smutty.

A number of Australian retailers have listed a new game from Ubisoft entitled “We Dare Flirty Fun For All” with the following description:

‘A unique party game for young adults looking to SPICE UP their parties with SEXY challenges. Wide variety of game styles Dancing, Physical Contact, Trivia. Provocative Controls Innovative use of Wii-mote controller. Light and Frisky Adult Humour: Mature Settings, Matchmaking features.’

The game has also been listed for PS3 but has a PG rating –  so either it’s not very ‘frisky’ at all or there will be a very awkward moment when little Jimmy is asked to do his best pole dance for grandma.

The game is listed for release in Australia on 10th February.

Source: AussieNintendo.

28 Comments

  1. Oh dear, that sounds… Interesting. Strange that it has a PG rating mind, when the description seems to suggest a truck load of adult content =P

    I hope they release a demo for this, just for the laughs =]

  2. Hmm, I suppose I could frig off my playstation in front of a room full of people, it will make a change from the house pet.

    • That reads very, very badly…

    • Red rocket! Red rocket!

    • Ewww

    • Guess the adverts for this will be very disturbing what with Nintendo already employing a JLS milk race simulation for their tamer products

  3. The PS Move looks suspiciously like a high-tech Anne Summers cast off so maybe a more explicit port is in the offing.

  4. Day one!!!!!

  5. The PS Move controller does look rather phallic. The possibilities are almost endless, especially if the game comes with a blow-up doll or fake plastic vagina accessory. Ooh, I’m getting some good ideas in my head now!

  6. Anyone else surprised it wasn’t the Japanese that were first to do this?

    • Hadn’t thought about it, till you mentioned it, but now that you do, you’ve got a point :)

  7. smut? consider it bought ;)

    • Same here. I’m looking forward to a new Sesame Street themed ‘Hide the Move Controller’ franchise.

      Sing-a-long: “One of these kids is doing their own thing… can you guess which one it is?”

  8. Someone at the Daily Mail just gasped in horror andis currently writing an article damning Ubi and the whole filthy industry to hell.

  9. haha cant wait to see some videos of this!

  10. I would like the Japanese ones instead

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