Now I know what you’re thinking – “oh look, Dan’s making up words again”, but Professor Genki’s Hyper Ordinary Pre-Order Pack is an actual thing, and can be yours if you pre-order Saints Row: The Third.
It’s in relation to an in-game show called ‘Professor Genki’s Super Ethical Reality Climax’, where people take part in “friendly games of life and death”.
The pre-order pack includes:
- Professor Genki’s Super Ballistic Man-a-pult: Cruise Steelport in style with this vacuum-action human-cannonball truck. Suck up pedestrians and use them as live ammunition against the forces of evil, and everyone else.
- Professor Genki’s “Octopuss” Cannon: Fire baby octopi onto your enemies’ heads! Watch as the octopi massage their scalps and your enemies fight for you! Enemies can be friends too!
- Professor Genki’s Leisure Stunt Suit: The ultimate in comfort and tight-fitting apparel, the Genki Leisure Stunt Suit is perfect for skydiving over Steelport or to wear while ejecting from high-flying fighter jets. Free Genki mask included!
Source: Press release.
carson321
you see, this is where grand theft auto should have stayed, with the ridiculously fun, obviously not quite to the extent of saints row, but seriously Rockstar, lighten up!
3shirts
I agree. Saints Row 2 was a great balance where the plot was straight and well written but the free roaming was as crazy and silly as you wanted.
Zephyre
Love the 18 TBC sticker at the beginning – surely this is one game they can make an assumption over
3shirts
“Suck up pedestrians and use them as live ammunition” – I am preordering this right now!
KeRaSh
Not a fan of these kinds of games but this trailer just made me want that game. <3 Volition
Smallville2106
So looking forward to this.
The Lone Steven
I thought this was going to be in the game and not be a preorder bonus? I was looking forward to sucking up people and shooting them to the other side of the city. I bet this ends up as DLC after a month of the release date.
fattyuk
Well of course if you don’t get this as pre order bonus it’s gonna come out as dlc! Jeez all games have been like this over the past few years!
fattyuk
This….game……is….gonna….be…..ridiculously SICK!