News Snatch: GTA V Update, Revisiting Oldschool With Rambo And Robocop

Greetings one and all, time for a round of the bobbins gaming news beginning with another trailer for Rambo.


“We are still in the final stage of polishing the game so the graphics will look a lot cleaner and smoother in the final product,” said someone important to do with the game.

Batman Arkham Origins Blackgate HD has appeared on the Steam database glitch along with The Killing Floor 2.

“Is water gaming the future?” asks the BBC. Well, no, because you’d be damp all the time and may forget to dry off after a game of Halo: Deep Sea and the electrocute yourself switching on the toaster.

“What is love?” asks Haddaway. Twenty years on and we still don’t know.

This trailer for a free-to-play Robocop game for mobile devices has got Blair all excited but nothing will ever match the awesome Robocop 2 game on the Amiga.

Grand Theft Auto V has received a title update, which improves anti-cheat measures and fixes several updates in GTA Online. That’s that then.

Two screens from the definitive edition of Tomb Raider for PlayStation 4 and Xbox One. Lara has even more polygons than before and her appearance has changed slightly.

Media Molecule explains their creative process which surprisingly doesn’t involve the CEO lining everyone up and shouting “THINK OF SOMETHING” right in their face.

A new trailer for the Need for Speed movie which does not show the characters driving off the edge of the map and getting stuck, which is what happened to me on the PS4 game last night.

Beyond: Two Souls has sold over a million copies in 2013 and if it’s anything like Heavy Rain, will continue to sell for months to come.

A sequel to one of the worst (best! – Blair) games of all time, Shaq Fu, has been confirmed by the star of the game, basketball legend Shaquille O’Neal. This may or may not be a joke, we’re not sure

Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare is almost certainly coming to PlayStation. Obviously, we’re exclusively first on the Xbox platforms,” said Popcap Games Producer Brian Lindley. “But I think in the coming months players will see some announcements that will please them depending on their platform of choice.”

And Finally, some awesome trolling by an Xbox One owner, albeit with rather sexist subtitles, *Sexy girl laugh*.



  1. Love the trolling…

  2. That CoD troll is brilliant, I’m guessing we’ll be seeing a lot of it in the near future. I almost want an Xbox just so I can take part in the voice-command sillyness.

    The subtitle isn’t what I’d call sexist though, it’s a description based on more than just her gender. It’s an unnecessary description though. No need to fuel the fire by mentioning it. I don’t think she’d feel offended by it, and there was nothing offensive about it. The only reason I even bother writing this because I’m waiting on an install to finish and need to kill time. Not to attack you Tuffcub, just voicing the way I read it.

  3. Palace did a run of Hypercolor tees last year, and they pretty much dictate street fashion.

  4. Great news about Plants vs Zombies Garden Warfare, hope it comes to PS4! :)

    • Same here, the E3 announcement was a blast for me, until they said that it would be a X1 exclusive :(

  5. Robocop 2 on the Amiga was the absolute dogs!! Especially the jet pack misssions.

  6. I don’t think they have a ‘Sylwester Stallone face’ license in the game, do they ?

    • No they don’t.

      • That is a shame :( I remembered how “great” the Bruce Willis face (with the same smile)looked like in Apocalypse (PSX) :D such a great game it was…

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