Goat Simulator To Be Available In a Box

Press releases are, in general, very dull and full of lots of ® signs but as Koch Media have made an effort to be amusing I shall make an exception and post their full press release for Goat Simulator.

Down on the farm at Koch Media we have been awaiting the imminent delivery of the next big boxed farming inspired release. We are happy to announce today that Goat Simulator will be available in the UK.

In a box.

Still on PC only, goat fans who want that goaty keepsake will be able to purchase on 23rd May 2014.

The fully edible* box contains all the point scoring goat destruction, Steam Workshop Support and bugs that are expected of the world’s best-selling goat simulation game.

You can be a goat.

In a box.

* the box is only edible to goats. You are not really a goat. Please do not eat the box


The boxed release should coincide with the Goat Simulator 1.1 update which will bring a new map that’s “roughly the size of the original vanilla map” along with split screen multiplayer.

Source: Press Release



  1. edible box ^_^

    only edible to goats. :(

  2. I love the end bit of the trailer.

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