There is no word on a western version of PlayStation Vita beat ’em up, Uppers, as of yet, but maybe if we make lots of noise Marvelous will pay attention.
The game is set on an isolated island where smacking your opponent round the chops has become the the main form of entertainment, think of it like closing time in Manchester and you won’t be far off.
Playing as red blooded heterosexuals Michiru Sakurai and Ranma Kamishiro you gain experience by fighting in front of ladies, and they may even let you, ahem, motorboat them. If you don’t know what that is then don’t Google it at work.
Uppers is scheduled for release in Japan on April 21st.