TSA E3 Bingo 2016 Results

We've Bingo-in' mad!

With the E3 dust beginning to settle, it’s time to see who will have the TSA Bingo bragging rights for the next year! This year saw the highest scores we’ve ever seen, mostly thanks to one twenty-pointer that we thought would never happen! 

Just to remind you, the winner is not the person with the most number of correct choices, but the person with the highest score. The points system was weighted towards rewarding those that chose the riskier options that we thought were less likely to happen.

Out of the 80-odd available options, 26 actually occurred, and you can see those below:

EA Play Conference:

  • New gameplay footage for FIFA 17 and Madden 17 is shown [1]
  • An American sports personality appears, nobody in Europe has any idea who he/she is [1]

Bethesda’s E3 Conference

  • Dishonored 2 is played on stage [1]
  • More Fallout 4 DLC revealed [1]
  • Prey 2 is re-announced and re-revealed [4]
  • New Quake teased [5]

Microsoft’s E3 Conference

  • Gears of War 4 is played on stage [1]
  • A trailer for Forza Horizon 3 is shown [2]
  • Scalebound is played on stage [2]
  • ReCore release date announced [3]
  • Xbox One ‘Slim’ announced [1]
  • A more powerful Xbox One console is announced [3]
  • Dead Rising 4 officially announced [1]

PC Gaming Show:

  • Someone actually watches the show [1]

Ubisoft’s E3 Conference

  • For Honor given a release date [2]
  • There’s a brand new IP announced [3]
  • Aisha Tyler gets “girl wood” [1]

Sony’s E3 Conference

  • God of War 4 is played on stage [3]
  • Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare is played on Sony’s stage [1]
  • PSVR gets a specific release date [1]
  • Hideo Kojima reveals his new game on stage [2]
  • Resident Evil 7 announced on Sony’s stage [2]
  • Crash Bandicoot makes an appearance in any form [4]

Nintendo E3 Direct

  • A new Mario game is announced [1]
  • A brand new game no established Nintendo characters is revealed [20]

Miscellaneous

  • Koji Igarashi shows gameplay of Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night [2]

So that you can compare your scores against your favourite writers, and so we can see who will hold the bragging rights in TSA Towers, here’s how the staff did:

Position TSA Staff Score
1 Dave 35
2 Aran 33
3 Dom 25
4 Tuffcub 14
5 Gaz 11
Jim 11
6 Stefan 8
7 Kris 3

Dave takes the crown for this year, closely followed by Aran and then Dom – saying that Nintendo would reveal a brand new IP gave all three a big, big boost. Meanwhile, there’s quite a drop to Tuffcub, followed by myself and Jim who are tied, with Stefan and Kris bringing up the rear.

Here’s the bit you’ve been waiting for though, the entrants with the top five highest scores:

Position TSA User Total Score
1 SkirkRidgeEX (Dave) 35
2 Kennykazey 34
3 OriginalJonty (Aran) 33
4 NicholasHeathfield 31
5 Starman 30

“Fix!” I hear you cry, as yes, it was Dave who came in first place! Just one point behind though was Kennykazey, and a further point away was Aran. Even with Nintendo’s Ever Oasis announcement earning many players 20 points, it was still incredibly close at the top.

Head on over to Page 2 to see the full table in all its glory – there was the largest range of scores we’ve ever seen, ranging from 35 points to just 1!

And with that, we say goodbye to this year’s E3 Bingo. I hope you enjoyed it and we’ll see you next year!

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19 Comments

  1. Well done all, good fun as always!

  2. At least I didn’t come last.
    Congrats to the winners.

    • Oh, shitcakes. You had to mention last, didn’t you?

  3. Humph, I only came 4th as the other three picked one of the joke options I added to the list, “A brand new game no established Nintendo characters is revealed [20]”

    Stupid bear.

  4. Whoa. I’ve got vertigo now.

    I hereby purchase with this 5 seconds of fame, the following call to action: vote Leave, the EU is ruining Europe!

    That’s all folks.

  5. Thanks for orgainising the Bingo again this year and congrats to the winners!

  6. Massively happy with 6th this year – thank you Nintendo!

  7. First time i enter e3 bingo and i scrape a top ten finish. Not bad.

    Next year top 5 or bust!

  8. Damn you MrYd, stealing my last place.

  9. Great stuff. I only reached the dizzy heights of 14 due to Crash Bandicoot!

  10. Congrats to the winners, but seriously, 2… two… TWO?! I demand a recount!! :)

    • Oh, are we allowed to do that?

      I demand a recount as well! It won’t take long, for obvious reasons.

    • Both of seemed to go for reasonable picks, you were just unlucky when they were wrong! :P

      • I hope you’re not implying I was being reasonable and not just randomly picking things?

        Actually, I think my plan was something along the lines of “that 1 seems obvious, I’d really like that one, here’s a bunch of others selected quite randomly”.

        Really should have printed them all out and let Woofy McDogface loose on them to decide for me.

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