News Snatch: God Of War, Paragon, Gwent, Warcraft, And VR Porn


Well hello there, we haven’t had one of these for a while had we? That pesky E3 thing got in the way but things are settling back to normal now, so Snatch is back to round up all the bits and bobs of news. Talking of E3, here’s some gameplay of Sniper Elite 4 from the show.


Warcraft may have not set the box office alight here or in the United States, or indeed had many favourable reviews, but that hasn’t stopped it from become the most successful videogame adaption ever. This is mostly due to the Chinese who love the movie to the tune over $200 million dollars worth of ticket sales.


Staying with videogames in other formats, the Skylanders are getting their own TV show on Netflix this autumn. Skylanders Academy will features the voices of Ashley Tisdale, Justin Long, Susan Sarandon, Parker Posey, James Hetfield, Daniel Wu, and many more.

Waitaminute. James Hetfield? The lead singer of Metallica?



This is Hollow Knight, it looks gorgeous, and it’s coming to PC, Mac, Linux and Wii U later this year.


Good news everyone! God of War (the new one) will not feature a tacked on multiplayer component! Huzzah!

Good news everyone AGAIN! As suggested by resetting the title, this will not the be the last God of War game and Kratos will star in further instalments. The new game does not mark a handover from Kratos to his son.


EA love indie developers, they made a big thing of it at E3 and EA Studios EVP Patrick Söderlund has explained why EA Originals is seeking out small games with huge potential.

“Would I want to be the guy that found Rocket League? Yes. Would I want that to be an EA property? Of course I would like to,” said Patrick. “That’s [the idea behind EA Originals].

Oh really? Over to Corey from Psyonix.



New footage of The Technomancer, all of which is gameplay – hurrah!


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The Turtle Beach Stream Mic has been revealed, essentially a broadcast quality mic that you can plug in to your console for when you are commenting on a game for your YouTube channel. It looks quite posh, which means it will probably be quite expensive.


The standalone digital version of The Witcher 3’s card game, Gwent, wil include a ten hour single player campaign plus full voice acting and all sorts of additional frippery. Lovely.


Take a look a look at how to play Khaimera, the new fighter hero in Paragon.


If you picked up Battlefield 4 for almost zero pence (oh alright, four quid) during the recent PSN sale then you will be pleased to know that the Battlefield 4 DLC Second Assault is now free on all platforms, including Play Station. Yay free stuff!



And Finally, Naughty America were at E3 demonstrating VR porn. Now I don’t know about you, but the last place I want to watch porn is sat in front of hundreds of other people with a headset on my bonce. The chaps, uhm, ‘playing’ the demo must have had to use an awful lot of self control to avoid, well, you know. Cripes.

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4 Comments

  1. God that VR video was weird…

  2. Demolition Man = VR Porn
    Year 2029 Sex not allowed…..
    Bummer
    xD

  3. Naturally, if I was a writer for TSA and had the case, i would have to perform an indepth review of VR porn with plenty of tissues and lotion. Then proceed to get sacked for pretty much writing how porny it is. :P

    Tuffcub, i assume it’ll be you that will have the lucky/unlucky job of reviewing it when it comes out. ;)

    If i were there and I become SolidSteven, i would use it as a rating system. What? we need a new rating system for porn games.

    Thatcher being the lowest possible score.

    Megan Fox as one of the highest scores possible etc..

    Just a suggestion.

    Great, now i’m going to have a certain group after me.

    YOU WON’T TAKE ME ALIVE! PG TIPS! YOUR TEA IS EXCELLENT BUT I AM NOT CONVERTING TO TIPOLOGY!

    • I am quite happy to review the VR porn as, judging form the video above, it’s all ladies, so tissues and lotion would not be required.

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