The official site for 1-2-Switch has revealed that the title contains 28 mini games and we’ve got a couple of videos showing them in action.
First up, and quite why anyone would ever think this is fun in any way, is a game where you have to calm down a crying baby. If anyone tries to get me to play this game then the Switch is going be dumped on the couch to watch CBBC whilst daddy has a nice glass of wine.
Project Runway and RuPaul fans rejoice, you can have a mince-off in the runway game.
Cup the shaft, work the balls in the the wan.. oh, this game is about Soda. My bad.
Perfect your oral skills in the blowj.. oh. My bad AGAIN, this is game is an eating contest.
And finally, another game based on something incredibly tedious, shaving. Just have a beard, beards are awesome. Also: If you have a substantial beard (as you should, it’s very manly) then this game will be very hard to play.
For more videos, head over to the official site.
Source: 1-2-Switch
The Lone Steven
I can shave and eat for free! Eating is more fun in real life and Shaving is tedious due to my thick beard being the most stubborn substance on my body. Why would I want to play a game where I pretend to shave? Don’t remind me of shaving, Nintendo! I hate shavingn! WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THAT A GAME!? WHY!? WHY!?
What’s next? a game where you have to pretend to wee?
In fact, this deserves a #FeckyouNintendo. Why? I really dislike shaving. That is petty, I know but I hate shaving my awesome beard. It serves as my ID and it is of the lumberjack style though the stache is annoying to both shave and have. Always end up biting it at some point. Stupid stache.
Beards are awesome if you can one. Shaving is not.
Why would you turn it into a game!? WHY!?
Why Nintendo!? This isn’t something you can make fun. With just one player. I may have thought of ways to make it fun but tis very NSFW.
Tuffcub
That’s odd. I never imagined you as having a beard. I thought you were about 12.
The Lone Steven
*insert dirty joke about a certain part being 12 here*
Well, I am unemployed and the incentive to shave is not really there most days. ;) Do hate shaving the bastard though. Well, I say shave, more like treat the razor as a machete and go wild on the beard.
kjkg
I assumed he looked like that girl from Bioshock Infinite. No idea why.
The Lone Steven
Perhaps I do, perhaps I don’t. Perhaps, you’ll end up needing some brain bleach when you imagine it. ;)
ron_mcphatty
They really should be giving this away for free, like Sony did with The Playroom which I enjoyed a bit of last night as I pretended to wee at my telly when I won a game of Pong. The rest of the 1-2-blah games are mostly very boring looking, let’s hope ironing, making the bed and messy midwifery get added before it goes gold.
kjkg
They also gave away a mini game for free with the Vita too I’m sure.
This game really does look like a pile of crap though. Not sure why people would want it.
ron_mcphatty
I would absolutely play it if it was a freebie, like Wii Sports, but it’s just terrible to ask customers to pay for it especially after announcing such a limited launch line up. Ah well, at least we can have a laugh at the filth, those trailers are so mucky!
CR8ZYH0RSE
Can’t wait to have a go,reminds me of the hype behind augmented reality on the vita.I think Nintendo are hoping it will appeal to all those that bought the Wii with it’s simple pick up and play games.:)