Tekken Has A Character With Shock Absorbing Breasts

Continue the tradition of Japanese developers giving utterly ridiculous excuses for why female characters are barely clothed or have bosoms that wobble around like a a trifle on a rollercoaster, Tekken boss Katsuhiro Harada has explained why robotic character Alisa has the aforementioned jiggling boobs.

As Alisa is not human @MeBoi on Twitter asked why she has bouncing bazookas, surely she is made of metal and plastic?


“Her skeleton by Tungsten carbide & the outer skin armor consists of titanium & depleted uranium. But its surroundings are Artificial skin,” replied Harada on Twitter, adding that her breasts “serve as shock absorbers.”

Excellent pillows, a food source for infants and now shock absorbers, breasts are wonderfully versatile things aren’t they?

Source: Twitter 1/2

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News Editor, very inappropriate, probs fancies your dad.


  1. Breasts really are wonderfully versatile things, I love them beyond belief, but this is total nonsense.

  2. Funbags slash airbags.

  3. Thanks for the mammorries ;)

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