Continue the tradition of Japanese developers giving utterly ridiculous excuses for why female characters are barely clothed or have bosoms that wobble around like a a trifle on a rollercoaster, Tekken boss Katsuhiro Harada has explained why robotic character Alisa has the aforementioned jiggling boobs.
As Alisa is not human @MeBoi on Twitter asked why she has bouncing bazookas, surely she is made of metal and plastic?
“Her skeleton by Tungsten carbide & the outer skin armor consists of titanium & depleted uranium. But its surroundings are Artificial skin,” replied Harada on Twitter, adding that her breasts “serve as shock absorbers.”
Excellent pillows, a food source for infants and now shock absorbers, breasts are wonderfully versatile things aren’t they?
Tony Cawley
Breasts really are wonderfully versatile things, I love them beyond belief, but this is total nonsense.
dave87fez
Funbags slash airbags.
blast71
Thanks for the mammorries ;)