Assassin’s Creed Origins Has The Biggest World In The Series

I want to talk to you about my friend Assassin Creed’s Origins. He is a great friend, a super friend, and I can personally tell you right now, in person, that the game world is bigly. So bigly. It is great, so great, and it has a massive wall round it, a big, beautiful, powerful wall, paid in full by Mexico, to keep out bad hombres.

The star of the game, and he is a going to be a big star I can tell you, Bayek, is a close personal friend. See, I have black friends! And gay friends as well. So, so many gay friends. Anyway, I was talking to Bayek and he was telling me about all these Egyptian hoodlums attacking him and and I ask you, what about the bad guys that came charging at him? Excuse me. What about the non-Assasins that came charging at the — as you say, the Assassin’s? Do they have any semblance of guilt?

I watched those fights very closely, much more closely than you people watched it. And you have — you had a group on one side that was bad, and you had a group on the other side that was also very violent, and nobody wants to say that, but I’ll say it right now. You had a group — you had a group on the other side that came charging in without a permit, and they were very, very violent. Nasty Egyptian bad hombres!

You had a group on one side and you had a group on the other, and they came at each other with clubs and it was vicious and it was horrible. And it was a horrible thing to watch. And yes, I do think there’s blame — yes, I think there’s blame on both sides. You look at — you look at both sides, bad Egyptian hombres and the Assassin’s. I think there’s blame on both sides. And I have no doubt about it, and you don’t have any doubt about it either. But you also had people that were very fine people, on both sides.

I’ve had talks with friends at Ubisoft – they are French you know, that’s near… near Europe. Anyway, we talked about some the missions they had planned, and they are secret you know, top, top secret and only myself, Ubisoft, and this nice Russian lady who brings me my tea knows what they are. Anyway, I asked Ubisoft if there were missions where you had to destroy statues of the Pharaohs. Are we going to take down the statue of the Pharaoh because he was a major slave owner?

So you know what? It’s fine. You’re changing history in this game. You’re changing culture. It’s fine.

Source: YouTube, way, way too much coffee