Wouldn’t it be great to have a Spartan around to organise your life? It would certainly make things simpler. Not sure what to wear today? Just wear the same thing everyday, a pair of underpants and cover your rippling pecs in a healthy slather of baby oil. Is your boss annoying you? Kick him down a bottomless pit then.
It’s clear to see that the Spartan approach to problem solving would be life changing. Fortunately, Ubisoft North America have taken this fantasy and turned it into reality:
I think we can all agree that this is brilliant.