Old Spice Guy Reveals GOW3 Ending?

Tuffcub 27/07/11 15 Comments

Someone been putting those ‘special’ cookies in the TSA biscuit tin again because the Old Spice Guy has been talking about Gears Of War 3. Of course he has, tee hee.

Wait.. this is real? Really? Dear lord..

Cliff Bleszinski (a.k.a. Cliffy B) tweeted a question to the handsome hunk, asking if his “ripping abs will bounce the bullets of the Locust Horde back upon them.”

Mr. Spice has replied via the medium of video and explained that his body is bulletproof and that at the end of Gears Of War 3, everyone rejects fighting and war.

He’s joking. Probably.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3_qzPe9KOE

Old Spice Guy – or at least, his alter ego, Isaiah Mustafa – will be a playable character called ‘COG Gear’ in Gears Of War 3.

In other news, Honey Monster from the Sugar Puffs adverts is to follow the Yeti and Zombie sailors as this year’s ‘mythical beast’ character in Uncharted 3: Drakes Deception.*

Source: YouTube

* This may not be true and and may be the result of some particularly fragrant Custard Creams.

Tags: gears of war 3

15 Comments

Jas-n 27/07/11, 16:30

Welcome to the reason acronyms are wrong for game names… GoW = God of War & Gears of War.

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- nofi 27/07/11, 16:32
  
  Would be tricky to ‘reveal’ the ending of God Of War 3 at this point, though. ;)
  
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  - Jas-n 27/07/11, 17:07
    
    Not to those who haven’t played the 3rd… so Ha!…
    But I mean generally.
    
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  - Juelz345 27/07/11, 18:23
    
    @Jas-n
    
    It still wouldn’t be a reveal at this point. a spoiler, yes, but not a reveal.
    
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- Kovacs 27/07/11, 16:52
  
  I always thought Gears of War was GeOW for this very reason.
  http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=geow
  
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  - GhostViper 27/07/11, 17:10
    
    So I too thought.
    
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  - Uhyve 28/07/11, 02:01
    
    At that point you might as well just call it Gears.
    
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  - Tuffcub 28/07/11, 14:39
    
    And yet Urban Dictionary also says GOW is correct. So naff off :)
    
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gow&defid=2056483
    
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Deathbrin 27/07/11, 16:31

Whoa. :/

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Kovacs 27/07/11, 16:54

“… highly popular first person shooter game …”

Eh, Gears is a TPS, right? I’m not imaginary that, correct?

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- Tuffcub 27/07/11, 17:02
  
  Yes, hence he’s joking :)
  
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- Kovacs 27/07/11, 17:30
  
  I don’t know if he’s joking. *eye-squint*
  
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- jcor 28/07/11, 10:02
  
  Well if he’s joking or not, he wasn’t nearly as entertaining as he was in the Old Spice ad!
  
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rht992 27/07/11, 18:42

i want this man to announce all games or indeed things in the future

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bacon_nuts 27/07/11, 20:03

I’m on a horse.

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