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Exclusive: Matt Hazard: Blood Bath and Beyond Trophies

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Published 07/01/2010 at 22:33 by Zuler

Dear TSA member peespee63 has hooked us up with the list for the just released PSN game Matt Hazard: Blood Bath and Beyond.  This is a prequel to Eat Lead that came early last year, which many of you may remember for its terrible gameplay but hilarious parodies. While it is a bit on the steep side in terms of price, it looks quite similar to games like Contra. Feel free to give the trial a go if you may be interested. Anyways, laugh away below:

Bronze

Your Life For Mine
Steal a life from a buddy, he doesn’t need it.

Stick That In Your Archive
Complete the game in single player mode.

Half Way There
Complete half the game.

It’s Aboot Time
Complete “Oh. Canada” in 12 minutes.

Lights Out
Defeat the level 2 boss “Old Berney” without losing a life.

Smooth sailing
Complete “The Hate Boat” without using a continue.

With honor
Melee 10 Samurai in “Well FU too”

Silver

Master collector
Collect all the Matt Hazard Game Boxes throughout the game.

My buddy and me
Complete the game in Co-op mode.

Score
Reach 500,000 points.

Come On Down!
Collect all the pachinko coins in the game.

Gold

Houston, We Have Perfection
Take no damage to the Landing Pod and land perfectly on the landing pad.

Thanks peespee63!

Comments

Please note that all comments are the opinion of the individual author and not TheSixthAxis.

  1. Anyone splashed out for it? worth a punt?


  2. Never played the first game, may try this one but will depend on how steep the steep side is.


  3. I actually enjoyed the first Matt Hazard. The gameplay was mediocre at best but not broken. It is worth a purchase just for the parody of all things video games. Plus its only like $20 now.


  4. The first one is awful, but it is playable and has some decent humour. This one is like Metal Slug or Contra. It’s simple, effective and funny, though it relies on word play a little bit. £9.99 might be a bit steep for it right enough, though there is a trial.


    • trial then I might invest.


  5. Might give this game a go :)


  6. So the trophies are up?

    It’s Aboot Time.


  7. tried it, and didn’t like it, maybe i got spoiled by the slick controls in shadow complex but this game seemed to be rather awkward to play.


  8. I want this but I am gonna wait for it to join the ‘Special Offers’ section as I found Eat Lead fantastically original in it’s style and very, very fun, despite the glitches and generally basic gameplay.


  9. I tried the demo last night and it is very very meh…


  10. Will get this when I get around to finishing the first one… full of lols but totally rubbish.


  11. i really don’t think the first is bad. i enjoyed it. trial of this is ok, but i hope they release a proper sequel thats like the other


  12. ah the canada one made me lol



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