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ESRB Rate Naughty Bear

11

Full of all kinds of win.

Published: 11:00, 22/03/2010 by Tuffcub.

My daily trawl of the ratings sites has revealed some new details on the upcoming scare ‘em up, Naughty Bear. The ESRB description reveals that during play Naughty Bear will be encouraged by an unseen narrator who will offer words of encouragement and guidance including the phrases “Awesome electrocution!”, “Defluffication!” and the very saucy “When a bear becomes insane, you can run up close to him and perform an outrageously naughty move.” 

We already knew the game will feature Police Bears (‘The Fuzz’) but you will also be able to defluffify paramilitary bears, alien bears and sure sign this game will rock, zombie bears! There are many finishing moves including slamming heads with car doors, breaking necks, stomping and impaling and you can also drive other bears to shoot themselves in the head and commit suicide.

Source: ESRB

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