This is my rifle. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me, especially that git in Modern Warfare who keeps sniping me in the back of the head.
Before God I swear this creed: The new CTA PS3 Assault Rifle is a teensy bit over the top and includes ‘realistic gun sounds’ as well as a full arsenal of PS3 buttons for full control. I have named my rifle Charlene and I will sleep with her. She has a USB dongle but despite appearances, she is not a light gun, merely a gun shaped controller. She is a bit like those Vietnamese lady boys in ‘Nam, they looks like hot girls but you sure don’t half get a shock.
My rifle and myself are defenders of my PS3 Trophy collection, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. But that will never happen with infinite respawns.
Amen
Source: CTA
DrNate86
Aaah this is ridiculous! I especially enjoyed the tough guy talking about how the “realistic” tinny gun sounds would work even if it wasn’t plugged into the PS3, so you can run around your house firing it!
Beelzie14
Great quote from great film. But this guy above just looks like a complete tool, and anyone who intends sitting – or standing as this douche in the video does – with a plastic gun in their living room which adds absolutely no authenticity to the experience, is an even bigger tool. At least this guy got paid to be embarrassed – well I hope so anyway ha ha.
ericzap
The ‘army’ man then prompty runs into the fray of BBC2 where he is immediately destroyed by people with normal controllers.
SpikeyMikey23
this is class, what a pile of shite, how many kids are gonna be running to buy this, any mw2 players can now look forward to tinny gun noises being played down the headsets lol
Zoidberg79
Cool, more plastic for land fill.
SW-1134
That looks horrible…
zide
This is a joke right? Please god tell me this is a joke.
Elliot
I remember all the hubbub about Nintendo making guns which look too realistic… Yeah… Where did that attitude go? xD
KingMusic
Kids fortunate enough to actually acquire this accessory coupled with the oncoming surge of 3D gaming capabilities are going to lose it. I wouldn’t be surprised if we have frontline-esque marksmen by the age of 16… anyone agree?