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Review: Earth Defense Force 2017 Portable [PS Vita]

"I can't see the enemy!"

The original Earth Defense Force 2017 was released as a budget title on the Xbox 360 way back in 2007. An unusual game, it managed to be both utterly brilliant yet baffling terrible all in one go. Now it’s hit the PlayStation Vita with a few additions and a hefty new price tag.

The game is a third person shooter set in the cheesiest B-Movie you could possibly imagine. Alien spacecrafts are picked up approaching Earth, and the Earth Defense Force (EDF) is set up just in case these visitors are hostile. Guess what? They totally are. However, instead of little green men beaming down with laser pistols, the aliens drop huge bugs all over various cities, which then proceed to eat their way across the landscape.

It’s time for the EDF to get out there and kick some ass! EDF! EDF!


Ah! Giant spider!
EDF 2017 consists of 60 bite-sized missions, each dropping you in a city with your AI squad before unleashing wave upon wave of enemies. It’s a perfect fit for the Vita, as some of the missions can be completed in a couple of minutes.

As well as being a shooter, the game also has an element of loot collecting. Before the start of a mission you can choose a weapons loadout, and although initially the options are extremely sparse, that soon changes. Enemies will drop various pick-ups such as health and armour, and occasionally you will see a ‘weapons’ box sitting there, tantalisingly. Usually it’s in an area swarming with enemies, but if you collect it you’ll be rewarded with a weapon which can be selected in the loadout menu.

The only downside is the weapon type is random, so you are potentially putting yourself in harm’s way for something you already have. Alternatively you could end up with a massive rocket launcher that fires several rockets at once and obliterates all but the biggest bad guy. Indeed, those with a penchant for weaponry are well catered for in EDF 2017; there are weapons galore, all broken down into several categories.

There’s also a lot of content on offer, albeit fairly similar content. Completing the 60 missions will unlock the ‘Pale Wing’ character, who can use a jetpack instead of the start character’s rather puny jump. The game also has four player online multiplayer, which is split into cooperative and competitive. The co-op is a hell of a lot of fun, especially with voice chat, and actually adds a bit of tactical thinking to the game as you decide how best to take down a 100ft high walking robot fortress.

There are a couple of downsides with this, though. The first one is the servers appear to be rather empty. If you do manage to find a game, it also feels a bit laggy sometimes. For those of you with friends (show offs), there is local multiplayer too, although I couldn’t test that out.

Now, this all sounds great but the game is littered with bugs (HA!). Whilst nowhere near as bad as the original, EDF 2017 on Vita has its fair share of slowdown when things get hectic. It also suffers from a large number of graphical glitches and dodgy physics, although some of these can be hilarious. My personal favourite was when the giant robots were first introduced, and instead of stomping menacingly through the city, one particularly glitchy fellow started to spasm across the screen in an almost perfect copy of the Gangham Style dance. Heeeey, sexy robot!


How can you not see this enemy?!
Graphically it looks pretty poor, with flat textures and extremely wooden animation. The upside to that is the game throws a huge amount of enemies at you. Switch the difficulty to inferno to see what I mean. The voice acting is also poor, but fits perfectly with the B-Movie feel. The sound-bites from your moronic AI squad are also brilliant, for example when one starts screaming like he’s being eaten, despite the fact we haven’t engaged the enemy yet. Idiot. “I can’t see the enemy!” – err, it’s that giant robot 30ft in front of you, firing deadly beams of light in your face.

Some of the controls aren’t exactly refined, either. Your character moves with all the urgency of a sloth, and just feels slow in everything he does. Occasionally you get access to a vehicle, but again they feel so slow and handle so sluggishly that using them is a chore and going by foot seems to be the sensible option. The helicopter is particularly bad. EDF 2017 certainly feels like a budget title.

That brings me on to my biggest complaint. I picked this game up back in 2007 for £17.99 brand new, and for that type of price it was easy to overlook a number of the issues and just enjoy the mindless entertainment. Six years later the Vita release has been put on sale for £35. Some of you might not agree, but the game doesn’t feel like a full price product.

What’s Good

  • Entertaining, bite sized missions.
  • Loads of weapons.
  • Online co-op is great.

What’s Bad

  • The price.
  • So many issues haven’t been ironed out.

Earth Defense Force 2017 Portable is certainly a tough game to score. On one hand the game has a load of technical problems, and is severely lacking in polish. However, it’s almost impossible not to enjoy the game when you’re knee-deep in dead bugs, taking on an alien spacecraft with a rocket launcher and an assault rifle.

In the end it’s the price that is the killer. If this was £15 I’d happily recommend it to all Vita owners looking for a shooting fix. In my opinion £35 is too much, and double the price I paid six years ago.

A pity.

Score: 7/10

13 Comments
  1. McProley
    Member
    Since: Aug 2011

    I was really tempted by this before I knew the price. Maybe when it hts the £15 or below mark for me

    Comment posted on 28/01/2013 at 17:29.
  2. Starman
    Member
    Since: Jul 2011

    This does sound perfect for the vita, but £35 is way too much. I bet it would’ve sold a lot more if it were a more reasonable price.

    Comment posted on 28/01/2013 at 17:30.
  3. Kennykazey
    Member
    Since: Mar 2010

    Seems like a rather fun game, but for that price I’ll keep walking.

    Comment posted on 28/01/2013 at 17:40.
  4. tonycawley
    Pint! Pint!
    Since: Feb 2009

    This is exactly the reason vita is failing. Who comes up with these prices? I’ll tell you who, idiots, that’s who.

    Comment posted on 28/01/2013 at 17:59.
  5. R1MJAW
    Member
    Since: May 2010

    Whilst I agree that 35 quid is frankly a ridiculous price, I eventually succumbed and bought it as I’m a huge fan of EDF and I knew that I’d definitely get my moneys worth out of it. So far I’ve played through the campaign with Storm 1 on easy and I’m about 25% of the way through on normal difficulty.

    Quick question … why is there a picture of the giant spider from EDF Insect Armageddon on PS3 halfway down the review as those don’t actually appear in 2017 (portable or the original).

    Comment posted on 28/01/2013 at 17:59.
    • Dan Lee
      Common like the rest of us.
      Since: Jun 2010

      That’s my bad. Inserted an incorrect pic

      Comment posted on 28/01/2013 at 18:32.
  6. avengerrr
    Member
    Since: Oct 2012

    The graphics look nice with a large scale. Same for me with the price.

    Comment posted on 28/01/2013 at 18:33.
  7. colmshan1990
    Member
    Since: Apr 2009

    I’ll wait for PS+ or a good offer.

    Pretty much the only shooter I’d consider paying full whack for on any gaming device is Killzone Mercenary.

    Comment posted on 28/01/2013 at 21:22.
    • Sympozium
      Member
      Since: Aug 2009

      or Soul Sacrifice. ( or insert random RPG here considering the PSP was swarming with them > )

      Comment posted on 29/01/2013 at 08:52.
  8. matthangzhou
    Member
    Since: Sep 2010

    Cheers for that. Heard some complaints about the price without knowing the full story. Sounds like a bit of a missed opportunity.

    Comment posted on 29/01/2013 at 14:53.
  9. Broonba
    Member
    Since: Mar 2009

    I’d be toiling to pay a tenner for it, let alone 35 quid.

    Comment posted on 29/01/2013 at 20:05.
  10. igotmy9milli
    Member
    Since: Apr 2010

    EDF! EDF! EDF! Would buy for £35 just cos I love this game, but don’t have a Vita. :(

    Comment posted on 30/01/2013 at 13:44.

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