Splatterhouse Trailer Is Awesomesauce

Forthcoming gore-fest Splatterhouse has a new trailer featuring the usual mix of limb ripping, blood and an extra special Giant Pink Demon Cock monster. It also features a dumb muscle bound jock – if anyone has his phone number please pass it on.

On the same subject I wonder if Bandai Namco realise what message they are sending out? Within the gay community having a key chain hanging out your jeans, which the Splatterhouse jock does, indicates if you.. how can I put this delicately… give or receive… depending on which side the key chain is.

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