Friday Fight #18

I’m not entirely sure the majority of you are voting for who would win in a fight.

This week will mark the last fight for Nathan Drake, even if he wins, as he has reached the limit of 5. Rules are rules and we don’t want things going stale now, do we?

According to you, the TSA members, Drake would easily defeat Marcus Fenix from Gears of War, although this appears to be because Drake has a better personality. With 36 votes to 9, Drake firmly moves on to his final battle.

For his swansong, Drake will face a much loved furball…NATHAN DRAKE VS RATCHET.

Nathan Drake’s Pros:

  • Good with guns as well as his fists
  • Excellent leaping and climbing abilities
  • Team of friends at his side
  • Model-like good looks and witty (even your Granny wouldn’t say no)
  • Got any spare gold? Drake will give you a good price…or steal it.
  • A personality that can deflect bullets…apparently

Ratchet’s Pros:

  • An arsenal of extremely powerful and inventive weapons
  • Hoverboots, a giant  ratchet and high jumping capabilities
  • Ears that make him aerodynamic
  • Can wear full body armour
  • A winning smile…look at his wittle face

Nathan Drake’s Cons:

  • No armour
  • No hi-tech gizmos
  • Whipped

Ratchet’s Cons:

  • Clank
  • Has a tendancy to jump off cliff edges
  • Clank

43 Comments

  1. Yes, I’ve been waiting for Ratchet! Ratchet would just launch a Groovitron ball and use his Sheepinator for the first game :D RATCHET FTW

  2. Ratchet’s Groovatron wins this one I’m afraid.

  3. Hmm, this is a tough one! I vote for… Drake. He has more luck than Fry’s seven-leaf clover and somehow always finds a way out of the situation (including Groovitron dance marathons).
    Next week: Ratchet vs. Clank :P

  4. Rachet. Drake has had his day.

  5. Ratchet wins.

  6. ratchet, while calmly listening to some classical melodies pumped out from the RYNO

  7. Seriously, Drake can beat everyone else he’s been up against but he can’t beat ickle Ratchet? Of all Drake’s foes, Ratchet must be the wimpiest.

    Drake.

    • People only vote drake because of his personality, which counts for fuck all when he gets blasted in the face by a shotgun. Beside, even if he wins, he out of this match for good.

      • In real life, nothing counts for anything, if you get blasted in the face by a shotgun. It doesn’t matter who you are.

        What qualifies Ratchet to be a better fighter than Marcus Fenix, War, Sevchenko and Isaac Clarke (all of whom Drake beat)?

        Yes, I know it’s only a bit of fun, I’m just showing the fickleness for people.

      • ficklness of* people

      • Ratchet is by no means the wimpiest. He may look like it because of the games he’s in but he’s not

    • Drake. I’m with shock on this. Plus he would say some excellent one-liner that would automatically make him win. :P

  8. I’m gonna have to say Ratchet in this one. Drake is awesome but I don’t think he can withstand a R.Y.N.O. shot… Plus he is very slow compared to Ratchet. So Ratchet it is today.

  9. Ratchet, one whack with his ears will send Drake flying.

  10. Wow!
    I’m amazed Ratchet is doing so well!
    I would have thought Drake would have won more people over!
    This is a hard one but I’m definitely on Ratchet’s side. His latest entry may have been very disappointing, but I still love him as a character!
    Plus, in a real fight his weapons would DESTROY Nate.

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