Friday Fight #21

Uh-oh, this is going to cause arguements, isn’t it? Ratchet has beaten Sephiroth. 3 fights in and Ratchet is looking like he may join Kratos in the hall of Five Feats of Fighting Fame (I just made that up, but it’s catchy). If it’s any consolation, Sephiroth only lost by 2 votes. Final score: Ratchet 18 – 16 Sephiroth.

Ratchet’s next opponent is tough, fearless and infected…RATCHET VS NATHAN HALE.

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Ratchet’s Pros:

  • An arsenal of extremely powerful and inventive weapons
  • Hoverboots, a giant  ratchet and high jumping capabilities
  • Ears that make him aerodynamic
  • Can wear full body armour
  • A winning smile…look at his wittle face

Nathan Hale’s Pros:

  • Regenerative health
  • Proficient in the use of many different types of weapons, including alien technology
  • An army by his side
  • Can conquer thousands of Chimera all on his own
  • Volunteers for Greenpeace

Ratchet’s Cons:

  • Clank
  • Has a tendancy to jump off cliff edges
  • Clank

Nathan Hale’s Cons:

  • Hears voices in his head
  • Prone to Migraines
  • Not very good at jumping
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47 Comments

  1. I choose Ratchet. You need someone who can match his weapons for him to be beat.

  2. Still Ratchet, no matter who comes up against him he has the RYNO and is going to win =]

  3. Ratchet will win.

    Hale is too clunky, has a narrow field of vision and, as you point out, isn’t very good at getting the aerial advantage. In fact, Hale gets a little stuck with most waist height obstacles.

  4. Ratchet FTW.

  5. Nathan Hale.

  6. Hale, his mastery of weapons will give a Ratchet a headshot, long before Ratchet gets chance to unleash the Groovitron and RYNO

  7. Ratchet FTW!

  8. Issac Clarke,
    Nariko,
    Nathan Drake,
    Raging Raven,
    Sev,
    Nico bellik,
    Ezio,
    soap,
    Cpt. Price,
    Sackboy,
    Solid Snake,
    Batman,
    Gordon Freeman,
    Albert Wesker,
    50 Cent,
    WAR,
    Eddie Riggs,
    Altair,
    The Bee Gees,
    Glitch,
    The muppets,
    Happy Potter,
    Alyx Vance,
    Nomad,
    Predator,
    Point-man,
    Dante Aligheiri,
    Zero,
    Alien,
    John Marston,
    Any other character than these two gimps!

    • 50 Cent? Really???

      However, The Bee Gees i agree with – Them is some bad mo’ fo’s!

    • Happy Potter? Are you referring to Grayson Perry?

  9. Nathan Hale. Tagged with the Bullseye.

    I lol’d at prone to migraines.

  10. Ratchet.
    Hale’s 2 weapons and grenades are finite, Ratchet has enough to last for ages.

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