Friday Fight #21

Uh-oh, this is going to cause arguements, isn’t it? Ratchet has beaten Sephiroth. 3 fights in and Ratchet is looking like he may join Kratos in the hall of Five Feats of Fighting Fame (I just made that up, but it’s catchy). If it’s any consolation, Sephiroth only lost by 2 votes. Final score: Ratchet 18 – 16 Sephiroth.

Ratchet’s next opponent is tough, fearless and infected…RATCHET VS NATHAN HALE.

Ratchet’s Pros:

  • An arsenal of extremely powerful and inventive weapons
  • Hoverboots, a giant  ratchet and high jumping capabilities
  • Ears that make him aerodynamic
  • Can wear full body armour
  • A winning smile…look at his wittle face

Nathan Hale’s Pros:

  • Regenerative health
  • Proficient in the use of many different types of weapons, including alien technology
  • An army by his side
  • Can conquer thousands of Chimera all on his own
  • Volunteers for Greenpeace

Ratchet’s Cons:

  • Clank
  • Has a tendancy to jump off cliff edges
  • Clank

Nathan Hale’s Cons:

  • Hears voices in his head
  • Prone to Migraines
  • Not very good at jumping

47 Comments

  1. Well, Ratchet would win this fo’ sho’, but I think if Hale was pitted against other opponents he’d have a little run of his own. Ratchet though.

  2. Ratchet has so much more charisma.

  3. Ratchet all the way.

  4. The Groovitron would be useless. Hale does not boogie, he kicks ass. Which is why I´m voting for him, Marksman all the way.

  5. So many Ratchet fanboys, so i vote Hale :D

  6. Oh Insomniac battle. Hale is nothing special. Ratchet wins.

  7. Hale can regenerate his health. As much of a tool as he is, you can’t argue with supernatural powers!

  8. Hale.

  9. Nathan Hale. with an Auger there’s no hiding from him!

    • Yup, Hathan Hale for this reason. That is easily the most powerful gun ever.

      • Except for how easy it is to avoid the auger fire. Way too slow, especially after passing through a wall.

  10. nathan hale

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