Kinect Gets Boat Accessory

So, you’re standing there in your living room with your shiny new Kinect motion sensing camera, you insert the bundled copy of Kinect Adventures, but feel something is missing.

Then suddenly it clicks, you realise you need a boat.

“The first product in the Play On line-up brings the entertainment of Kinect Adventures game out of the tv set, directly in your living room!”

“Game it Real! With this real-size replica of Kinect Adventures’s awesome dinghy.”

If this is the first product, we can’t wait to see what’s coming next.

Source: Atomic-Accessories, Via C&VG.

84 Comments

  1. This looks like shit. It makes the kinect look like a fucking joke. Not. A. Good. Move.

    • To be honest I don’t really think Kinect needed any help in that area, it was doing fine on it’s own!

      • The sad thing is it will outsell the move , people buy stuff that they are force fed to believe is the best of its particular genre like for instance the Iphone 4 .

      • Just confirm for me you’re trying to compare the iPhone 4 to Kinect?

        Turns out the inflatable boat isn’t the only ridiculous idea on this page.

      • His comparison is completely valid. He’s not comparing design or functionality, he’s comparing the fact that people are told they’re good and go out and buy them, even though there are better products of the same type on the market.

      • Whether the iPhone 4 is the best smart phone is a highly subjective situation but it’s an excellent phone regardless. It also seems a bit harsh to have a cheap shot at it when we’re looking to something that is close to unwarranted (in any way, shape or form) as an accessory. This boat is utterly laughable and Kinect seems to be gaining zero traction in the respect stakes.

      • The difference Tony, is that even if people were to buy an iPhone 4 based on ‘hype’, they are still getting a truly excellent piece of hardware which is incredibly useful. To claim otherwise is naive at best, ignorant at worst.

        Kinect on the other hand, over promises and under delivers.

  2. Lol!
    How much space are you going to need for this though!?

  3. The Kinect was looking quite silly already, but this makes it a complete joke.

  4. Kinect is killing itself before it has even been given a chance to live.

    in other worde, ill get the popcorn.

  5. I think I speak on behalf of everyone when I say, blahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

    Heheheheehehehehe.

    Ah haha.

    Tee hee.

    Ahem.

    • well you certainly speak for me, I don’t know about everyone else… But I would guess they were a yes also!

  6. Wow, as if Kinect wasn’t getting enough bad press as it was.

  7. Haha, this is great! Now all you need for the real experience is to flood your living room :)

  8. That there is the best use of time and money I’ve ever seen in my life, bar a digital t-shirt for £3.99…. of course ! :P

  9. And people think Kinect is a gimmick! I bet they feel stupid now!

    • Damn right I do. I’ve just gone out and bought 8 360’s, ready for 8 Kinects and 8 boats for each of the 8 rooms in the house.

      • I KNOW!
        I’ve pre-ordered the boat.. Now all I need to do is save up for Kinect and a 360 xD

  10. I don’t think this is real and shame on those who have been tricked, although this would have been a brilliant April fool’s….

    • Follow the source link

      • Can’t be real, they can’t even spell water on the product description!!

      • Well it is… the UK site linked to is a translation of their natural Italian one

        They’re hardly going to fake a whole a business and expansive online store and range of accessories just to trick you

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