MotorStorm Apocalypse Box Art

Amazon France have listed upcoming PS3 exclusive racer ‘MotorStorm Apocalypse’, and helpfully posted the box art. Yes I know, not very exciting but news is sparse this week.

To spice up this posting  I present to you an extra special, day-before-new-years-eve bonus item: My top ten anagrams of ‘MotorStorm Apocalypse’

  • Tom Races A Sloppy Motor
  • Poorly Tomato Scampers
  • Pasta Colostomy Romper
  • Motto: Race Morals Soppy
  • Rosemary Potato Clomps
  • Loop Symptom Sorta Race
  • Poops: A Rectal Ammo Story
  • Clammy Operator Stoops
  • Crappy Roommate Stools
  • Orca Molests Rat Poom

In the Tuffcub household the game will forever more be known as “The Pasta Colostomy Romper”.

Source: Amazon France

22 Comments

  1. Very funny!! :) TC is definitely finishing the year on a high!!

  2. Hahahaha. Not bought a motorstorm yet but I plan to get this straight away

  3. I burst out laughing on the bus, thanks for that!

  4. Hahaha nice post Tuff, anyway nice boxart

  5. Nice boxart and post.

    ill get this game just for how destructive it looks

  6. Just watching Gavin and Stacey Xmas special so I was able to disguise my laughter. The boxart looks really cool along with the game and I’m really looking forward to trying the demo.

  7. I’ve never bought a game because of what’s on the cover, it’s the game that counts.

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