Amazon France have listed upcoming PS3 exclusive racer ‘MotorStorm Apocalypse’, and helpfully posted the box art. Yes I know, not very exciting but news is sparse this week.
To spice up this posting  I present to you an extra special, day-before-new-years-eve bonus item: My top ten anagrams of ‘MotorStorm Apocalypse’
- Tom Races A Sloppy Motor
- Poorly Tomato Scampers
- Pasta Colostomy Romper
- Motto: Race Morals Soppy
- Rosemary Potato Clomps
- Loop Symptom Sorta Race
- Poops: A Rectal Ammo Story
- Clammy Operator Stoops
- Crappy Roommate Stools
- Orca Molests Rat Poom
In the Tuffcub household the game will forever more be known as “The Pasta Colostomy Romper”.
Source: Amazon France
Bilbo_bobbins
ha ha, one of the best posts this year.
brewersteve
The funniest post this year!
teflon
Poom isn’t a word!
Haha, brilliant post, TC. This should be mandatory for all your posts in 2011.
Really looking forward to this game’s release. It’s going to be brilliant.
Parker
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=poom
*Whistles*
Tuffcub
I honestly didnt know it was a slang term for that, it just sounded a bit rude ;)
cc_star
Isn’t every single ‘non-word’ in the Urban Dictionary as something sex related?
Besides that’s poon
Charmed_Fanatic
LOL! Made my week / excluding xmaas and stuff
Grey_Ghost13
This Tuffcub post is better than X-mas by far!
Moakesice
LOL, I literally was crying with laughter with this one
stigdu
Yeah, that had me in fits too! :D
Moakesice
Very funny post, this is my favourite “Pasta Colostomy Romper” or “Poops: A Rectal Ammo Story”
TSBonyman
HA ha those are brilliant TC!
bunimomike
Poops: A Rectal Ammo Story – When the hero takes revenge on his kidnappers by requestion a bullet curry as his last meal.
Definitely NOT in 3D!
Origami Killer
very funny post, like the box art too :D which month is this coming out again?
dude90
Haha i can’t stop laughing.