Friday, my favourite day of the week. Not because the weekend is imminent but because Friday is ‘Weird Press Release Day’.
Today’s bonkers news comes from Yoostar Entertainment and details a free piece of DLC for the Xbox 360 version of Yoostar 2.
“This free download is a very special and unique offering to our community,” said Nicholas Reichenbach, Chief Content Officer.
The DLC, which you should file neatly under ‘I can’t believe they have done that’, takes place on the balcony of Buckingham Palace and allows you to replace either Kate or Will with yourself during their world famous kiss. You can then share the video of you snogging the future monarch on YouTube.
As Buck Palace is pretty much next door to my office I have just opened the window and asked the Queen what she thought of the DLC.
‘We are not amused,’ said her Maj, whilst a sign in Prince Harry’s bedroom simply reads ‘ROFL!’
The DLC will also be available for the PS3 when the PSN comes back online.
Rumours that Yoostar Entertainment are to release a second DLC pack which will allow you to superimpose your face on to Pippa Middleton’s arse have yet to be confirmed.
Source: Press Release
3shirts
WTF
That is all
cam the man
exactly!
Foxhound_Solid
Threeshirts is bang on.
R4U Eldave0
Lol thats insane. Swap Kate with her sis and we might have a deal ;)
bunimomike
You’re joking…. she’d snap like a Twiglet in any sort of serious embrace.
R4U Eldave0
LOL
freezebug2
Agreed, I don’t know who these women think are impressing with their skeleton figures…she needs to eat a pie or three, and not throw it back up!
hunterstryfe
I’d rather have Kate
G_The_Enemy14
Me too hunter, I don’e really see what all the fuss is about with Pippa!
rht992
you know apparently pippa was offered 3 million pounds to be in a porn film…
Crazy_Del
“Rumours that Yoostar Entertainment are to release a second DLC pack which will allow you to superimpose your face on to Pippa Middleton’s arse have yet to be confirmed.”
That will beat Kate – some competition there.
Spotter5
*buys the game* *closes curtains*
Awayze
I’m buying Kinect asap xD
Kate is hot! Pippa however isn’t, I don’t why people go on about her :/ She has a nice a*s, that’s it.
Bilbo_bobbins
so you wouldn’t then? ;-)
bunimomike
Mate, it needs panel-beating but go for the main prize. With Kate you get the chance to pilfer all sorts of top-end jewellery to pay for your impending escape from the UK. ;)
Ed the Penguin
I hope there’s a cheat code to ‘unlock’ Pippa & Kate.. we’d find out who’s best then!
cc_star
I was reading this at the same time there was a comment in the ‘recent comments’ sidebar which said “Just jizzed…everywhere :P”
Although that was to do with Starhawk, it would fit in just as well here
Awayze
Pippa? Nah.
Kate? Hell Yeah. I love brunette women and she is pretty :P
3shirts
I love how blokey you guys are trying to be. It’s like when Kelly Brook broke up with her ex and all the fat, bald, FHM readers are like ‘yeah now I’ve got a chance’.
Pippa Middleton is still hot and way out of any of our leagues!
TSBonyman
What with Kate being royalty now – would you kiss her ring? :)
bunimomike
Get there before Prince Philip does.
Spotter5
Yes, yes I would. Both rings.
Bilbo_bobbins
I’ll give it a good spit and clean
bunimomike
Bilbo – oh dear god! I needed that laugh. *golf claps*
Bilbo_bobbins
ha ha, love the last line lol..
Awayze
Lol. Im trying soo hard to keep my laughter in at my uni lecture.
rht992
You should be studying boy!
gaffers101
Why???
John Malcolm
I’d rather go for Sienna Miller, AND she’s just got £100,000 more, just for using the phone…!
The Lone Steven
WTF?*backs slowly away*
deadwelsh
This should be entitled “Still nothing for Kinect”