I think I first encountered you on Motorstorm: Apocalypse, like I did with Captain Kirk. What else do you like playing a moment?
Dragon Age 2, Limbo, and Dead Nation. I think its just those at the moment. That’s for platinums of course.
Ah, a trophy whore, are you?
Whore is a little… well I do pay for games so they bring me what I want, Platinums. No, I’m a hunter and the games are my whores!
Haha, well I guess if you’ve really not played any bad games, you can put that spin on things. You’d have to live under a rock not to know TSA has run a lot of competitions. Have you had any favourites so far? Anything you’d really like to see?
It was very fun following the F1 2010 tournament, and then we have the Modnation Racers competitions that were very fun. When is the showdown between ProjectJay and Yamster happening?
I’ve no idea. Maybe they’re doing it like a boxing title fight. Six months of hype and training, and then about 10 minutes of unimpressive fighting.
Should be a blast seeing it then.
Indeed, I’ll have to see if that’s going to actually happen. You’ve been around for almost a year at TSA. Is there any one TSA-er, or group of members that you’d most like to meet?
Well why not have a real-life MotorStorm meet? That includes meeting myself, you, R1MJAW, Captain Kirk, Asparagus_Hunter, Forrest01 and BadBoyBoogie… Why not bring Tuffcub, Bunimomike and Freezebug too? Ah, bring the whole of TSA!!!
Head down to Monument Valley and hoon around on the edges of some insane drops?
Alright, now we are talking a meet!!
Could be a little pricey, mind. The travel insurance… Well, lets just not tell them what we’re doing.
Should be no problem. I have some secret NASA contacts that I can talk to.
NASA? As in the space guys?
Hell yeah! They help me with everything, since I helped all of those nerds get laid.
You’re going to have to help me out here. What are you on about?
Um, NASA nerds getting laid I think…
Right. I’ll put that down as being lost in translation.
Awesome!
So, when not on TSA or playing games, what do you do in the Real World?
Real World? When I’m not gaming I’m a dedicated bowler and I like to listen to music and song along with songs, and hang with my friends.
[drop]You mean 10 pin bowling? Can you get a perfect 300 round every time?
Yes 10 pin bowling, but no a perfect 300 is only in my imagination at the moment.
I know a guy who can get them quite often, and every time he gets complimentary bottle’s of champagne from the bowling alleys. Also balloons.
Well I envy that guy a little. The best score I have gotten is 264 points.
Getting there! Do you have long term aspirations and goals in life you’re happy to share?
Well my first 300, to get to play in my town’s bowling A team, and buy a bowling ball from USA. That’s a short term goal, I was close to buying one, but the site didn’t take Swedish credit cards…
On to the last question, and I hope you’ve been listening to the TSA Podcast: Who would you Snog, Civil Partnership, Smother out of the three hosts ColossalBlue, Lewis Gaston and Halbpro?
OK, now u have to describe the words since I’m stupid… what word means “sleeping with”?
Oh, sorry. Snog is kissing with tongues.
Alright!!!
Civil Partnership is like a marriage, and smothering is killing someone by covering their face. Usually with a pillow!
My favourite!!
It’s everyone’s favourite.
OK, I would snog ColossalBlue, have the civil partnership with Gaston and smother Halbpro.
I think this might be the first time Lewis has survived!
Hurray?
On that surprising note, we’ve come to the end of our interview. Do you have any final words for your adoring fans?
I really need to take a shower…
I did tell you he’s crazy… If you want to dispel the myth that all Swedes are crazy, please don’t hesitate to put your name down in the sign up thread here. See you next week.
freezebug2
You are indeed a keen mad gamer MJB and usually whoop asses in offroad racer type games, I’m surprised that you aren’t heavily involved in the Dirt 3 stuff.
Haha, Bunimo is the one with massive Bolls and Tuffcub has the Polls, how could you get that one wrong :P
MadJunkBoy
yeahh, im actually very surprised to that im not more involved in that game since i love the colin Mcrae games!
me and my dad actually had tourneys when we had the first game on the windows 98, with steeringwheel and all=)
BrainDiver
“I’m a hunter and the games are my whores!” Awesome, very nicely put, that line had me properly laughing :)
Good interview, hello MadJunkBoy.
Origami Killer
haha very funny read, btw I must know is it Sweeden or Sweden? don’t worry google chrome just answered that question for you :L
loved the mix up between the massive polls, and i agree that all NFS’s on the PS2 were awesome, not sure about Most Wanted though
MadJunkBoy
its just one e in Sweden=)
most wanted is acually almost the best NFS IMO, the first game was awesome, and then Hot Pursuit, most wanted and the Carbon… havn’t forgot anyone now??
teflon
If there was only 1 ‘e’, then surely it’d be ‘Swedn’ or ‘Swden’?
:P
Origami Killer
haha tef, which hot pursuit though, are you on about the very old ones or not? i liked both undergrounds and carbon, prostreet was bad, undercover was good, but i havnt really got into the new hot pursuit
MadJunkBoy
well tef, u can actually spell Sweden with just one e… cause if u spell Sweden like this-> swedn: it would still be pronounced Sweden…
ProjectJAY
Haha, this is easily the funniest MTR yet. Hullo, MJB :)
I had no idea the MNR showdown was such an anticipated event :P I better get a marketing campaign going…
theberzerka
You hurt my feelings, not mentioning me. :P
Thanks tef for adding me on the pic ;)
MadJunkBoy
in one way i didnt forget u cause i said that we could have a meet with all motorstormers and that includes u if im not mistaken… =)
theberzerka
I’m shallow and need my name to be said :P
MadJunkBoy
there must be a mistake then cause im sure that it said: including myself, you, thebezerka, R1MJAW, Captain Kirk….
what is a MS:A meet without u Mr. bez?? =)
SpikeyMikey23
Hello to you sir!
Death_In_Flamez
Carl-Oskar……hello my Swedish friend! :D We should totally do that meet! To tef, cheers for putting me on that pic ;)
MadJunkBoy
yeahh, im planning for the meet… any time and date that suits u the best? :P
those NASA guys can take several months to to give me a reply… =)
teflon
I still have absolutely no idea what you were on about with the NASA stuff, and getting nerds laid… Like, what?
MadJunkBoy
*sigh* :P
i said that my NASA contacts could help us get to the island and have our meet=)
and they would halp me since i helped them nerds all get laid…:P
Get it??
teflon
It just seems like a crazy set of circumstances to have you helping NASA guys get laid…
Then again, anything’s possible in Sweden I guess.
BIGAL-1992
Hello to you sir.
Peco
Your name strikes a deathly fear into my heart. Not your real name, obviously.
moshi
Hell Yeah to Maiden.
MadJunkBoy
ok now something went wrong with my reply to u… its now visable on the second page… :P