God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates LEGO dinosaur game and releases it alongside new Jurassic World film on June 12th.
Jurassic World as a film might have a little convincing to do, as it tries to revitalise the film series and takes it in a rather new evolutionary direction. LEGO Jurassic World, on the other hand, is almost a safe bet, taking the well established formula of the popular Traveller’s Tales games and applying it not just to the latest film, but to the series as a whole, picking and choosing the highlights from all four films.
Oh, and then there’s the fact that you can play as the dinosaurs.
Source: press release
Tuffcub
Play as the Dinos??
hazelam
Lego dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth. ^_^
anyway, i’ve always enjoyed the Lego games, some more than others, this is looking like it could be one of the good ones.
Forrest_01
…& exactly how long do we envisage the human race lasting for if only one sex remains present? I know sisters are doing it for themselves & all that, but I don’t think that was what the song was referring to!
Also, why are Lego Dinosaurs only hunting men? Is it a pheromone thing?? Do we give off some kind of ‘bricky’ scent or something? :D
hazelam
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-59196/How-women-make-babies-men.html
^_^
and to be fair, it might also be possible for a male only society to reproduce.
http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/two-father-babies-could-soon-be-possible-no-egg-donor-required
and as for hunting men, well, they do make all the dinosaurs female.
make of that what you will. ^_^
double-o-dave
A female only society would surely collapse in a matter of weeks. With no men to fight over, shortly after consuming a couple of glasses of wine, civil wars would break out left, right & centre. Arguments over who’s got the best high heeled shoes or dinosaur skin handbags would be the beginning of the end for humanity.
I’m not sure whether I’d rather be eaten by dinosaurs, or female & beaten to death with a Rampant Rabbit after its batteries have run dry. ;)
hazelam
come now, i think a women only society would be able to function just fine.
at least, until the chocolate ran out.
a world without chocolate?
doesn’t bear thinking about. O_O
and we lesbians don’t need men to fight over, in fact i think our options might just get that bit wider. ~_^
but then, there will also be more competition.
hmm. >_>
Stefan L
I was looking for the exact words for Ian Malcolm’s “first there’s oohs and aahs” line, but found that little exchange between him and Ellie instead.
JR.
And if it’s crap you get to use the line ‘now that is one huge pile of sh*t’ as the sub heading for your review :D
Sadly it looks like it could be quite fun.