TSA E3 Bingo 2016

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EA Play Conference

  • Titanfall 2 is played on stage [1]
  • Battlefield 1 will see content land first on Xbox One [1]
  • Battlefield 1 alpha/beta testing goes live during E3 [2]
  • Battlefield 1 multiplayer played on stage by actors “demonstrating” 64 players [1]
  • Mass Effect: Andromeda gameplay reveal [2]
  • Visceral Games’ Star Wars game revealed [1]
  • A new Knights of the Old Republic title is announced [4]
  • A new entry in the Burnout franchise is announced [5]
  • New gameplay footage for FIFA 17 and Madden 17 is shown [1]
  • All EA Sports games now use Frostbite Engine [4]
  • An American sports personality appears, nobody in Europe has any idea who he/she is [1]
  • Pele returns to share more footballing stories [5]

Bethesda’s E3 Conference

  • Dishonored 2 is played on stage [1]
  • A new Wolfenstein game is announced [2]
  • Skyrim remastered is played on stage [3]
  • More Fallout 4 DLC revealed [1]
  • The Evil Within sequel announced [2]
  • Prey 2 is re-announced and re-revealed [4]
  • New Quake teased [5]
  • A brand new game that isn’t a sequel, remaster or remake is announced [3]
  • Nicki Minaj announced as the lead in a Dishonored movie [99]

Microsoft’s E3 Conference

  • Gears of War 4 is played on stage [1]
  • Crackdown 3 is played on stage [2]
  • A new Halo game is announced [1]
  • A trailer for Forza Horizon 3 is shown [2]
  • Sea of Thieves played on stage [2]
  • Fable 4 is announced [5]
  • Scalebound is played on stage [2]
  • ReCore release date announced [3]
  • Xbox One “Slim” announced [1]
  • Xbox One game streaming device announced [2]
  • A more powerful Xbox One console is announced [3]
  • Microsoft announce a partnership with Oculus [2]
  • Dead Rising 4 officially announced [1]
  • Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare is played on Microsoft’s stage [15]
  • New Red Dead game announced on Microsoft’s stage [4]
  • Kinect gets a mention at all [10]

PC Gaming Show

  • Someone actually watches the show [1]
  • Half-Life 3 is announced [5]
  • AMD reveal more new graphics cards capable of VR [2]
  • Microsoft tell us how great Windows 10 and DirectX 12 are at the PC Gaming Show [2]

Ubisoft’s E3 Conference

  • Watch Dogs 2 is played on stage [1]
  • Ghost Recon Wildlands is played on stage [1]
  • For Honor given a release date [2]
  • An Assassin’s Creed Remaster is announced (including any games) [2]
  • Auto-tuned celeb sings over a Just Dance stage demo [2]
  • Beyond Good & Evil 2 shown in any way, shape or form [5]
  • Michael Fassbender shows up in his Assassin’s Creed costume [3]
  • A new Tom Clancy game is announced [2]
  • There’s a brand new IP announced [3]
  • Aisha Tyler doesn’t swear [5]
  • Aisha Tyler gets “girl wood” [1]
  • Mr Caffeine is actually the host [99]

Sony’s E3 Conference

  • There is an indie game montage [1]
  • The Last Guardian gets a release date [2]
  • Media Molecule’s Dreams beta goes live at E3 [3]
  • God of War 4 is played on stage [3]
  • Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare is played on Sony’s stage [1]
  • Detroit is played on stage [2]
  • New games in the Resistance, Wipeout, Motorstorm, or Killzone franchises appear [5]
  • No Man’s Sky is revealed as a PS VR launch title [3]
  • PSVR gets a specific release date [1]
  • The PlayStation 4 “Neo” is officially revealed, a more powerful PlayStation 4 [1]
  • The “Neo” gets a price and release date [1]
  • PlayStation Now price cut [3]
  • Hideo Kojima reveals his new game on stage [2]
  • Resident Evil 7 announced on Sony’s stage [2]
  • Crash Bandicoot makes an appearance in any form [4]
  • Giant crab! [20]
  • Kevin Butler returns for epic gamer monologue [10]
  • No new exclusive games announced for PS Vita [1]
  • New PlayStation handheld confirmed [99]

Nintendo E3 Direct

  • A Pokémon game is announced for the Wii U or NX [9]
  • A new Mario game is announced [1]
  • Legend of Zelda gets a specific release date [9]
  • The NX isn’t mentioned at all [2]
  • Nintendo lied and the NX is revealed [99]
  • A brand new game no established Nintendo characters is revealed [20]

Miscellaneous

  • New Agent footage (gameplay or trailer) is shown [5]
  • A single player expansion for GTA V is announced [2]
  • Dynasty Warriors gets gritty reboot [3]
  • Someone manages to browbeat the EU release of Persona 5 [5]
  • Koji Igarashi shows gameplay of Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night [2]
  • “Bloodstained” rebranded as “Castlevania”; Igarashi buys IP from Konami. [99]
  • The BBC make a patronising news report about E3 [1]
  • NVidia reveal a VR capable GeForce 1060 [3]

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23 Comments

  1. Went for more than a few wild ones. Nice to see some bonkers high scoring options there, spices things up a bit, with a laugh if one of them is true.

    • I already miss having The Last Guardian as a joke entry… :(

  2. Those choices… I think/hope.

  3. Smashing stuff, i always enjoy TSA Bingo! I’ll peruse and choose later when i get home from work. Best of luck everyone.

  4. Love a bit of TSA bingo, but reading through those options reminded me just how boring this years E3 is gonna be. It also reminded me of the existence of Aisha Tyler **judders**

  5. I picked at least one from every category, but there weren’t any good ones for Nintendo.

    So I went with the “new game not featuring existing Nintendo properties”, and since it wasn’t specified I’m counting third-party titles as well. :-P

  6. Well that’s a horrible way to pick your 12 selections from 12 massive lists of options. Plus I couldn’t decide what to pick.

    So I was going to print out the list on page 2, cut each option out, and throw them at the dog. But then I realised that the only way to find which options he picked would be to piece together the remaining bits and see which he’d decided to eat.

    So that plan was a bit rubbish.

    In the end, I just sort of randomly picked a mix of plausible options and things I’d like to see.

  7. Out of the ridiculous 99 points options, the “Nintendo lied and the NX is revealed [99]” is a best bet than a “A new Mario game is announced [1]” or “Legend of Zelda gets a specific release date [9]”, as both would target the NX anyway :).

    • Mario comes in many shapes and sizes, some of them more mobile renditions of the portly plumber than others.

  8. I always do crap on this as I like to pick the ones that I want to happen.

    • Last year i found a happy medium between what i wanted to happen, and what gave the most points, whilst also carefully avoiding the ludicrously weighted improbabilities and most of the low-scoring inevitabilities.
      Managed joint third in the results.. What a fluke! :)

      • Your tactic sounds far too logical for my liking!

  9. Uncharted 5 by ND exclusive to the PS Vita – 500 points

  10. Releasing a game on schedule – 1000 points

    • LOL, yeah that and releasing a game without a patch for 2000 points. Oh and Sony suddenly turning around and supporting Vita, 5,000,000 points.

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