Genital Jousting Is A Wonderfully Silly Looking Game (And A Bit NSFW)

It’s not too often that you get to talk about human genitalia in videogames – well, unless Ubisoft have decided to be Ubisoft again – but hot on the heels of Watch Dogs 2’s explicit faux pas, Devolver Digital and Free Lives have released a game onto Steam Early Access that’s nothing but willies and bumholes.

It’s incredibly silly, but if you’re more grossed out than amused by the male anatomy, you’d probably be best off not clicking play on the following trailer.

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Genital Jousting features online and offline multiplayer for up to eight people at once. It’s a veritable orgy of floppy penises trying to penetrate the anuses of other penises.

That’s not all though. Traditional Mode (which I think is probably stretching the term) is accompanied by other party modes like Double Delight, Obstacle Intercourse and Weiner Round Up, which sadly features little sausage dogs and not disgraced American politicians.

So yeah, this is now a thing, and being the immature child that I am, it looks amazing.

Source: Steam, Killscreen

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14 Comments

  1. Oh, i was expecting this to be a Tuffcub article due to smut being his domain. Erm…

    Tef covering this feels odd.

    Er… who jousts with their cock? I mean, as a bloke, I wouldn’t use it as a weapon. It would be extremely painful and the penises in this has anauses.

    Is it that time of the week where TSA is in smutty mode again?

    *backs away slowly* Just no to this game. No.

  2. Umm…..what?

  3. It’s got that Noby noby boy,Katamari feel to it.What goes through their minds when coming up with ideas for a game like this i don’t know.

  4. There’s a fine line between knowing the basics of how penises work, and making myself sound like a complete tart, but I’ll just say this…

    That’s not how penises work.

    • I don’t think it’s meant to be a 100% accurate simulation. Maybe, like, 90% accurate.

      • If yours is anything like that, stop what you’re doing and seek medical advice immediately.

        Or consider a career in weird novelty porn.

  5. Hah!! It’s very hard not to laugh at that trailer, I might need a stiff one to calm down. I hope the games fine upstanding creators are bursting with pride at what they’ve come up with, I’m simultaneously gobsmacked and excited and I might actually buy it.
    …Erection! Hehe.

    • Gobsmacked and excited?

      Yep, that’s how penises work ;)

      • Willy wielding is wonderful work, a boner bonanza will bend you berzerk, poke pork for a peak, park pink for a perk, jump joke jab and jiggle then jerk jerk jerk jerk!
        I worked hard on squeezing that one out.

    • The PS Move is perfect for this. ;)

  6. That’s hilarious. Throw a few vaginas and vagina-anuses into the mix and … hell no, i still wouldn’t play it. :p

    • i’m not sure how a vagina based version would work.
      unless you also get a tongue.

      what? (^_^;)

      • Steady on Hazel – if you don’t know how that would work then who would? ;-P

  7. I am all over this like a jousting jockstrap!

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