After a short delay in production the must-have gaming accessory of the year has finally arrived: the Official Crash Bandicoot Crash Scented Candle Triple Pack! Created by Numskull, these three candles are designed to enhance your Crash Bandicoot: N-Sane Trilogy gaming experience by wafting smells of the jungle around your home. Thankfully the candle’s scents are based on the more delightful fragrances to be found in jungles rather than rotting vegetation and damp bandicoots, and are said to be inspired by the tropical aromas of Wumpa Island.
The candles are hand made, burn for 18-20 hours, and come in a sturdy case that can be re-used when the candle has burnt out. Each candle has a different ‘crate’ design taken from the game and looks utterly gorgeous, although they are something of luxury item as they cost £29.99 for a pack of three.
After extensive smell testing, here’s what you can expect from each candle:
TNT – Pomegranate
This sweet and floral fragrance explodes in your face like a bowl of cheeky kittens, with hints of spring blossoms, fruits of the globe, and gentle cuddles. We recommend this candle for when you need to relax after a hard day’s work in a nice hot bath, preferably with a copy of Grazia and a glass or two of Pinot Grigio.
Nitro – Wild Clematis
Extravagantly botanical, this candle assures you that all is well in the world with a scent that is reminiscent of hugs from Grandma. Cleverly tropical, but with hints of Downton Abbey and the dividing barrier between rich and poor, this candle is like having a steam bath in pot-pourri whilst being massaged by a thousand Flamingos.
Crash Face – Ginger and White Lilly
Our favourite of the three candles, this smells like a Porn-Star Martini with hints of passion fruit and Ed Sheeran. A more masculine scent than the other candles, this one is perfect for gaming neanderthals who don’t want to fully embrace metrosexuality.
Gamers have long been portrayed as grunting men stuck in their parents basement, surrounded by cans of Mountain Dew and Cheetos. Placing these Crash candles around your man-cave will go along way to persuading any ladies that you do shower at least twice a week and could be worth a second date. Lady gamers, who already smell of floral bouquets and champagne, will find the soothing scents compliment their aura and will discover that the gentle glow a perfect way to relax after a hard day at the office.
Version Tested: Wax