I originally wrote “Conception Plus announced for PS4, is nothing to do with making babies” as the headline because that would be silly, no one would make a game about that, and then I watched the trailer.
Oh my days.
You play as the saviour from another world known as “God’s Gift” – yes, really – and you must save the magical kingdom of Granvania from evil impurities, so things like Piers Morgan and Nigel Farrage. To do this you must, well, have sexy stuff, with the twelve Star Maidens and create the Star Children, the only ones who can save the world.
That is up there with “Quiet doesn’t wear clothes as she breathes through her skin” as one of the most ridiculously ways to force sexy in to a video game. Let’s take a look at at the trailer.
You may have noticed that the video starts with a mention of “after school” which is disturbing, and one of the maidens is a nun. There’s also a sexy nurse and a caretaker who, rather than wearing overalls and a hi-viz jacket, prefers a cloak, the skimpiest of panties and not much else. She will catch a cold like that.
The king of Granvania is called Shangri-La, which is odd, and there’s also a sort of panda/raccoon/fox fairy thing that is in handcuffs because OH GOD I DON’T KNOW.
Conception Plus: Maidens of the Twelve Star will land on PlayStation 4 and PC via Steam on November 5th in North American and November 8th in Europe. The PlayStation 4 exclusive Day One Edition includes a mini-calendar featuring all 13 Star Maidens in their skimpy outfits. There’s also a NISA-exclusive Limited Edition that includes a beach towel, a 2-disc soundtrack, art cards, and an art book.
Yes, beach towel, this is a game featuring shenanigans with a sexy nun, a beach towel makes just as much sense that the handcuffed panda/raccoon/fox thing.
I am now going to have a lay down until the world feels normal again.
