Stretch your hole in Nintendo’s Ring Fit Adventures for Switch

Amazingly it's not gay porn.

People use LOL an awful lot these days but do not mean it but I am currently getting very odd looks across the office as I have laughed very, very loudly at the two rather scary people cheerfully chanting “Ring Fit Adventures” in this new video from Nintendo. If have really, really, LOLd.

Ring Fit Adventures (snigger) requires two new peripherals, the Ring-Con (chuckle) and Leg Strap (honk!) accessories which “enable players to explore and battle in the game world using the power of real-world exercise.”

“It’s in Nintendo’s DNA to keep thinking of new ways to entertain players and put smiles on their faces,” said Stephan Bole, Nintendo of Europe President. Perhaps not exactly how you planned to make people smile, but you did it.

I’m still chuckling watching the video above, she’s really going for it squishing that ring isn’t she? Here’s more from Nintendo:

Ring Fit Adventure turns a typical adventure game on its head as players squat, press and flex their way through challenges designed for a wide range of body types and levels of fitness experience. To play the game, players attach the Joy-Con controllers from their Nintendo Switch system to the included accessories – one to the Ring-Con and one to the Leg Strap. The Leg Strap is attached to the player’s upper left leg, while the Ring-Con is held in both hands. The Ring-Con is a flexible electronic device that provides resistance, and features a sensor that detects exertion and reacts to changes. Ring Fit Adventure can be tailored to the player’s level of skill, so even if players don’t have experience with fitness, they can adjust the exercise intensity to suit their ability. This will let them continue every day at an activity level that’s comfortable for them.

Ring Fit Adventure will be available on 18th October, just in time for the Christmas market.

Source: YouTube / Press release

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