SturmFront – The Mutant War: Übel Edition launches on consoles this April

Do you like heavy metal? Do you like shooting aliens? Do you like shooting aliens with three green breasts and purple nipples? Then we have just the game for you. SturmFront – The Mutant War: Übel Edition launches on consoles in just a few days time on April 2nd.

Which consoles I’m not to sure of as this is what the press release states: “SturmFront – The Mutant War: Übel Edition, will launch digitally on PlayStation 4, Xbox One, the Microsoft Store and Nintendo Switch and later on other consoles on April 2nd for €9.99 / $9.99 / £8.99.” Does that mean PlayStation, Switch and Xbox on April 2nd and then ‘other consoles’ later? What other consoles? I’m very confused.

Anyway, here’s the trailer, triple breasted ‘Bosom breed mistress’ and all.

It’s 1984 and the end of the world as we know it. A great plague wrought by human hands has devoured all known life and puked forth a myriad of uncontrollable evil mutants. With the human race nearing extinction, Dr. Hartmuth Griesgram, a heartbroken and eccentric scientist who is responsible for the creation of synthetic humans, activates a prototype killing machine as humanity’s last hope, the prototype SturmFront battle unit. That’s you, the heroically named Siegfried von Hammerstein.

Would you like some of those key features? I bet you do.

  • Purge mutants with your flamethrower in this twin-stick arcade shooter, as you make your way across a derelict cityscape fuelled by the sounds of heavy metal and psychedelic Electronica!
  • Uncover the truth behind the mutant war and its origin by collecting hidden souls throughout the game
  • Find all the hidden souls to uncover the truth about the mutant war and its origin!
  • Slay gigantic enemies! Show them no mercy!
  • A classic arcade game with a touch of bullet hell

The title is remake of Andrade Games’ debut game but with added content and a lot more blood. Lovely.

Source: Press release

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