Winner!
It took a long time to judge the entries, but my beautiful assistant and I finally picked our favourite five and ultimately the winner. Congratulations to Legroom, whose HomeBase is the winning entry. It made us laugh the most and was a wonderfully observed commentary on the state of British DIY! Please email michael [at] thesixthaxis [dot] com to claim your prize – remember you must email me from the same address you used when registering on the site.
The other four that made our list are: oMega-W’s Homestead, FudgeSticks’ LittleBigExtension, rothbury’s Home Economics, and nineself’s Homeopathy.
There were a number of other entries that we thought were great too, so again a big thanks to everyone that took the time to enter. Some of the entries were just too damn big and clever for us to understand, while one painted a fantastic picture we really liked.
Update 09/12/2008
The competition is now closed and the entries are being judged. I’d like to thank everyone that entered; I think you’ve given all TSA readers a good laugh over the last few days. It’s a shame there can be only one winner, because so many of the entries were fantastic. It’s going to be tough to judge, but the result will be posted here later this evening.
Original Story
With the Home beta opening up more and more it was timely of Sony to release their spiffy new keypad add-on for the SixAxis. Because at TSA we are also spiffy we’ve got one of the keypads up for grabs in our new competition. A-ha! But how can you win it? Well, we all know Home is the best thing ever in social networking online video game chat hookups, right? Right. But if you were building a Home extension, what would you build?
An example: “Home Gazebo – an outdoor space designed for parties and, when raining, stabbings.”
The funnier the better. The entries will be judged by one of our resident comedians, and the winner will receive one of those spiffy new keypads. To enter, simply add your entry to the comments below. We need the name of the Home extension and a description of it. You are only allowed one entry, so if you try to enter more than once I will take your first post as the entry.
The competition is open now and the closing date is midnight on 08/12/2008, next Monday. The competition is only open to registered members of the site who are residents of the UK, because in these credit crunch times TSA can’t afford postage to anywhere else. Editors decision is final. No cash alternative. TSA Staff are not eligible to enter.
andytorr | 04/12/2008 12:44
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A moving floor in your apartment to reenact Jamiroquai’s video Virtual Insanity.
andytorr | 04/12/2008 13:00
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Nofi/Michael, please don’t enter me in the compo. I’ve already got a keypad and I’d hate to maybe ruin the chance of somebody else getting one. I just thought it was a fun post
Good luck guys, the keypad is a brilliant piece of kit!
Michael | 04/12/2008 13:08
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Ah, right ok – good man for saying so
3shirts | 04/12/2008 13:29
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Actually in that video the floor didn’t move, the room did. It was suspended from a crane a few mm from the floor as a moving floor would be too difficult to dance, or even stand up, on.
God i’m boring
Eldave0 | 04/12/2008 13:31
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..and part of the tech crew for the video by the sounds of it
andytorr | 04/12/2008 13:45
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Don’t ruin it man! shhhhh.
nineself | 04/12/2008 12:51
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My Home extension would be “Homeopathy”!
It is a download pack full of decorative cabinets, trinkets, vials of coloured fluids, mortar and pestle and a whole load of new age crap that you can use to turn your home/flat/apartment into a new age healing clinic. This means that you can invite noobs with Home based difficulties to your apartment, make them lie down and give them “medicine” that will cure all their problems, make their internet faster and reduce lag when playing games with Americans.
They will part with their hard earned Home money for the service which is completely useless and Home takes a small step closer to being a living room version of Second Life.
paxpacis | 04/12/2008 12:52
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A nice Carmageddon car we never got on the PS2, to drive arround in…
bantam | 04/12/2008 12:54
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Think it’d need to be Playstation Gnome. A social networking destination for all your Gnome needs. Replete with a beard grooming parlour and shovel ‘pimping’ centre.
Can you dig it? No? Well I know a short bearded induvidual who can.
ACESPURS | 04/12/2008 12:57
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The TSA- An outdoor shrine to TSA, TSA wallpaper, posters, TV TSA, TSA RADIO, and an XBOX360. Seriously though.
Obviously not the 360.
Michael | 04/12/2008 13:00
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Yeah, so those of you entering without giving us the name of the extension…WILL NOT BE ABLE TO WIN!
Phil_Kil | 04/12/2008 13:01
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Home Beta Room – It has a beautiful, lavish, large door that makes people really want to enter… but only a few special/completely random people can do so! Once inside, those lucky few will find… a chess board and a bubble machine. Awesome.
morbo1993 | 04/12/2008 13:01
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Fishing extravaganza!
Do you love fishing but hate going out of your house to do so? not to worry, with the fishing extravaganza you simply have to pick up a fishing pole at the mall and go down to the pier. Even better is the fact that for every rare fish, or maybe for every hundred fish or something like that, you can sell it for credits at the mall. But beware, if you get a shark on the hook it will swallow you whole and spit you out in nothing but your underwear, sorry, thats the risk you will have to take while fishing
Legroom | 04/12/2008 13:04
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HomeBase…..
Much like the DIY chain of the same name (and the goods it supplies), this extension would be slow to deliver, a pain in the arse to build and install, full of cheap quality (but expensively priced) furniture, people who do/know nothing but spout shite anyway.
It would be offered for an (obviously) late download at an exorbatent price, but reduced by 10% if you buy it on any Friday or Saturday.
Actually, thinking about it that sounds a little bit like Home already!
morbo1993 | 04/12/2008 13:08
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ahahahahahaha is funny cause you mentioned home and tried to make a joke about it being released later than we initially assumed
Eldave0 | 04/12/2008 13:28
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ahahahaha he said “nice day” when hes covered in rain
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(i assume you were imitating that chap from family guy, else im sorry for confusing you heh
Legroom | 04/12/2008 14:23
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good use of the words “tried to” there morbo!
you’d never guess that i’ve been having some problems with Homebase recently would you?
Also, hi to all… Been lurking for months but waiting for a good topic to make my first post. Hope you think it was worth the wait!
shields_t | 04/12/2008 13:09
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A wardrobe filled to the brim with media molecule branded T-Shirts, which you can view but not wear until you’ve obtained a second mortgage.
Michael | 04/12/2008 13:10
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And the witty name of this extension is…?
shields_t | 04/12/2008 13:13
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Apologies, only read the earlier comment after the reply so I couldn’t edit.
“The Littlebig walk-in wardobe”
Howzat?
NotSafe4Work | 04/12/2008 13:10
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PlayStation DogHouse
Mainly used for when your missus is giving you an earful for playing Home when Eastenders is on. You can go into this room and sit on a naughty step and stare at a poster of Jo Frost till you’re allowed out again.
djhsecondnature | 04/12/2008 13:11
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‘Bringing Home the Pain’ – A PAIN environment where you and up to 7 friends can hurl your Home avatars across a variety of arenas.
Eldave0 | 04/12/2008 13:29
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winner imo
djhsecondnature | 04/12/2008 14:10
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seedaripper1973 | 04/12/2008 13:16
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‘Home is sexual’
Basically, a meeting room for the ‘confused’, where they can ‘experiment’ in listening to the likes of Will Young, George Micheal and Pink, in a nice safe protected atmosphere…
nofi | 04/12/2008 13:21
Wants a custom tag.
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I know I can’t win, but…
HomoRoco: a place for all those ridiculous people that are still clinging to their ‘exclusive’ LocoRoco t-shirts because it shows the rest of us ‘riff raff’ that they’ve been there since day one. Basically, it’s a massive yellow ball that they all sit in, dancing to bubble machines, but they can never, ever get out. Also, all their talking is muted too, so we can’t hear them whinge about the ‘good old days’. Seriously, get over yourselves.
There. That’s better.
rothbury | 04/12/2008 13:35
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Damn the terms and conditions, you had it in the bag!
andytorr | 04/12/2008 13:47
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The title alone is perfect Nofi. Brilliant
seedaripper1973 | 04/12/2008 13:49
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*mumbles under breath*…sycophants
GamerRiley | 04/12/2008 16:39
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I get the feeling you had that one stored inside for some time!
Mossychops | 04/12/2008 13:22
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My Home extension would be a Gym so my advitar does not get as fat as i am in real live.
Do you think McDonalds will be openening a space in Home?
I hope not.
masoke | 04/12/2008 14:09
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So I’m not the only one that thinks about how I need to lose weight when watching my avatar wander around Home. I know I could just make it thinner, but it feels like cheating.