Friday Fight #16

I don’t think victory has ever been this clear cut on Friday Fight before. Drake wins his 3rd bout with a convincing 23 vote lead. Sev may be an elite soldier fighting rock-hard cockney albinos on a far away planet, but he was no match for the charismatic explorer. Drake wins 37 votes to 14.

So Drake now has a war on his hands…literally. NATHAN DRAKE VS WAR.

Nathan Drake’s Pros:

  • Good with guns as well as his fists
  • Excellent leaping and climbing abilities
  • Team of friends at his side
  • Model-like good looks and witty (even your Granny wouldn’t say no)
  • Got any spare gold? Drake will give you a good price…or steal it.

War’s Pros:

  • Massive sword
  • Magic powers
  • Can throw cars with ease
  • Various attack combos
  • Horse called Ruin…although he’s not as good as Red Rum

Nathan Drake’s Cons:

  • No armour
  • No hi-tech gizmos
  • Whipped

War’s Cons:

  • If it can’t be done by pressing square…it can’t be done
  • Has to answer to the Charred Council (a bit like a WI, only less scary)
  • Weighs approx. 7.8 tonnes (resulting in being banned by all major theme parks)