PS3 Assault Rifle
Sir, the private's weapon's name is Charlene, sir!Published: 14:15, 26/07/2010 by Tuffcub.
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This is my rifle. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me, especially that git in Modern Warfare who keeps sniping me in the back of the head.
Before God I swear this creed: The new CTA PS3 Assault Rifle is a teensy bit over the top and includes ‘realistic gun sounds’ as well as a full arsenal of PS3 buttons for full control. I have named my rifle Charlene and I will sleep with her. She has a USB dongle but despite appearances, she is not a light gun, merely a gun shaped controller. She is a bit like those Vietnamese lady boys in ‘Nam, they looks like hot girls but you sure don’t half get a shock.
My rifle and myself are defenders of my PS3 Trophy collection, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. But that will never happen with infinite respawns.
Amen
Source: CTA
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26/07/2010 at 14:17
Member since: Jan 2009
When is it out, because I like it.
26/07/2010 at 14:18
Member since: Mar 2009
What a load of rubbish.
28/07/2010 at 18:24
Member since: Aug 2009
yep, total LARP
26/07/2010 at 14:18
Member since: Jul 2009
That is the second most stupid thing I’ve seen today
26/07/2010 at 14:29
Member since: May 2009
I just have to know.. what was the most stupid? :P
27/07/2010 at 16:33
Member since: Jul 2009
I watched Jeremy Kyle this morning….
26/07/2010 at 14:19
Member since: Aug 2009
Now we wait for a sword controller for Lotr…..
26/07/2010 at 19:04
Member since: Jul 2009
lol
26/07/2010 at 14:19
Member since: Jul 2010
Stick a slot for a move controller in there and I’m sold!
26/07/2010 at 14:44
Member since: Aug 2008
Sod that, give me the ray gun!
http://www.shopto.net/PS3/VIDEO%20GAMES/PS3MO13-Playstation%20Move%20Gun%20Attachment.html
26/07/2010 at 15:40
Member since: Mar 2010
yeah that does look awesome in a hide it if someone knocks on the door kind of way
ZAAAAP!!
26/07/2010 at 14:54
Member since: Mar 2010
I know, it would be so much better with move,and more realistic
26/07/2010 at 20:05
Member since: Jan 2010
@ClubberLang, I was thinking exacly the same thing… A brilliant idea IF it had “move” capabilities too.
26/07/2010 at 14:21
Member since: Apr 2010
Oh good god, is this really necessary?
26/07/2010 at 14:22
Member since: Jan 2010
Bilge. What’s the point?
Come back to me when they’ve combined it with Move. Surely the whole point of a gun is that you point with it! With this bit of tat it would make no difference which way your gun is pointing.
26/07/2010 at 14:23
Member since: Jan 2009
hmmn……compensating for something, perchance?
26/07/2010 at 14:33
Member since: Jul 2009
Compensating for a lack of real firearms, I’m afraid… ;]
26/07/2010 at 14:24
Member since: Forever
Looks very, very cool. based on the M4 carbine. But is absolutely useless. Would be better if it was based around the Move controller as said above.
26/07/2010 at 14:33
Member since: Jan 2009
“I am Heavy Weapons Guy….and this is my weapon. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon… for twelve seconds.”
26/07/2010 at 14:48
Member since: Aug 2008
I am a rich loser and this… is my plastic assault rifle. It weights 50g and you can’t actually point it to aim. It costs £50 to get bored of this piece of crap… 12 seconds.