PS3 Assault Rifle

This is my rifle. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me, especially that git in Modern Warfare who keeps sniping me in the back of the head.

Before God I swear this creed: The new CTA PS3 Assault Rifle is a teensy bit over the top and includes ‘realistic gun sounds’ as well as a full arsenal of PS3 buttons for full control. I have named my rifle Charlene and I will sleep with her. She has a USB dongle but despite appearances, she is not a light gun, merely a gun shaped controller. She is a bit like those Vietnamese lady boys in ‘Nam, they looks like hot girls but you sure don’t half get a shock.

My rifle and myself are defenders of my PS3 Trophy collection, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. But that will never happen with infinite respawns.

Amen

Source: CTA