Rockstar have trumped all you Trophy hunters by revealing the list of silverware themselves – there’s no Achievement scores of Trophy colour, but you do get a great idea of the sort of game L.A. Noire has become.
Here’s the full list:
A Cop On Every Corner
Complete a single street crime case.
Johnny On The Spot
Respond to 20 street crime cases.
The Long Arm Of The Law
Complete all street crime cases.
The City Of The Angels
Reach 100% Game Complete.
The Up And Up
Complete a story case with a five star rating.
Shamus To The Stars
Complete all story cases with a five star rating.
The Brass
Achieve maximum rank.
Not So Hasty
Stop a fleeing suspect with a warning shot as an LAPD Detective.
Asphalt Jungle
Chase down and tackle a fleeing suspect on foot as an LAPD Detective.
Traffic Stop
Disable a suspect vehicle with help from your partner.
The Straight Dope
Use evidence to prove a lie as an LAPD Detective or Investigator.
One For The File
Find and inspect a clue as an LAPD Detective or Investigator.
Golden Boy
Clear a case finding every clue as an LAPD Detective or Investigator.
The Plot Thickens
Find and solve an inspection puzzle.
Lead Foot
Keep the needle above 80mph for more than ten seconds while driving.
Miles On The Clock
Drive more than 194.7 miles.
Wooden Overcoats
Bring down a total of 30 bad guys with head shots.
Dead Men Are Heavier
Shoot and kill a total of 100 bad guys.
Roscoe And Friends
Kill at least one bad guy with every gun.
Magpie
Find and inspect 95% of all clues.
The Shadow
Tail a suspect without being spotted, in a single case.
The Third Degree
Correctly branch every question in every interview in a single story case.
The Hunch
Use five intuition points in conversation with a single suspect, correctly branching each question.
Star Map
Discover all landmark buildings around the city.
Public Menace
Rack up $47,000 in penalties during a single story case.
The Moose
Tail Candy Edwards from the parking lot to her destination without using cover or going incognito.
Keep A Lid On
Complete a brawl without losing your hat as an LAPD Detective or Investigator.
Auto Enthusiast
Drive 5 different vehicles.
Auto Collector
Drive 40 different vehicles.
Auto Fanatic
Drive every vehicle in the city.
Hollywoodland
Find and inspect all gold film canisters.
What do you think? Potential? Looks like there’s loads of cars, for starters, those gold film canisters will hopefully provide a lengthy sub-quest and it’s always nice to see a way to really perfect a game – those five star ratings might take a while.
We’ve played L.A. Noire – read what we think about it right here.
Spotter5
I want this game like a fat person wants cake.
StevenHibs
lol good first comment
tonycawley
You’re really ripping off 50cents lyrics? Wow, that’s a pretty low move!
BrainDiver
I lol’d, though I can’t say I would know if it was from 50 cent.
gideon1451
Corrrr.
TSBonyman
That’s more than i expected as i didn’t think there was going to be much driving involved.
gaffers101
I’ll never Platinum this, but the trophies look good.
james123
Sounds good, i like the way they give the list out first. do we know when the reviews can go up (I know its not going to be soon but wondered if any one knows a date)?
skibadee
rockstar did the same with RDR trophies revealed them first. there are 9 secret ones as well.
fattyuk
it’s gonna be another RDR GTA loads of time to platinum this
Smallville2106
Cool, can’t wait!!
Samiro05
First BUY of the year :) can’t wait!!
bacon_nuts
Haven’t played GTA since vice city. But it looks like the RDR star ratings are back, also maybe some Assassins Creed 1 style tailing, that was fun. I’m not so sure about 40 cars, as it says vehicles. What else? Bikes, boats, planes?! I just hope they’re done well if there’s alternate vehicles.