
How? Well, it’s simple: I loaded each game fresh from the LiveArea and chose the quickest route to starting a quick game of each.
I also, for the purpose of trying to inject a bit of daft humour, timed how long it would take to make a sandwich. A simple one, mind, none of your fancy toasted Subway nonsense.
Bread, butter, cheese and a bit of ham. For the sake of arguement (and so I don’t need to worry about horrible mathematics) it takes about a minute. Sixty seconds.
Thus, utilising a dash of approximation, it’s possible to compare Vita’s loading times with that of sandwich production. Could one rustle up a tasty treat in the time it takes WipEout 2048 to load?
The results, as people like to say when they do stuff like this, may surprise you…
Sony’s AR-powered scrapper takes 34 seconds to get to the start screen, another 33 to get past all the menus and pick your fighters, and then just 8 to start the actual fight. That’s a total of 75 seconds, well over a sandwich but probably not enough to really get started on the next one.
Zipper’s brilliant third person tactical shooter takes 47 seconds to get to the title screen, and then jumping into a level (we picked ‘level 5′ at random) took 31 seconds. That’s 78 seconds, not bad at all, and restarts are instant if you die or mess up.
Much has been made of Sony Liverpool’s future racer and its loading times – so here’s the truth. 62 seconds to get to the main menu, and 56 to load the first single player event. So, that’s 118 seconds, almost two whole sandwiches. Is it worth it when you start the game? Of course. And restarting an event is much, much quicker – about 10 seconds.
Drake’s first (chronologically at least) adventure takes 40 seconds to get to the level select screen, and just 31 to actually gain control after skipping as much of the movie as we could, starting the game from the very beginning on ‘normal’. 71 seconds, then, although a movie normally hides some of this – that’s the case for most of Uncharted and load times are either zero or tiny between levels. Impressive.
I love this game, despite the relatively low-resolution display. It takes 35 seconds to gain control, and jumping into the very first tournament takes another 21 seconds of loading. How long in total, then? 56 seconds, so although there’s a couple of seconds between holes, it’s still up and running quicker than you can slap that last slice of bread on top.
The PS3 version famously suffered from terrible load times, but how does the Vita one stack up? Much better. It took us 43 seconds to get to the Start screen, another 14 for the hub to load up so we could pick a track, and then the track selection took 38 seconds (this was the first track, in single race). 95 seconds in total then – not nearly as bad as the PS3 version.
It takes a while to get to the menu (even skipping the movie) – 49 seconds, but the first minigame loaded up in just 8 seconds. That’s pretty speedy once you’re up and running then, clocking in at just 57 seconds – three whole seconds shy of a perfect sandwich.
Capcom’s fighter is a really solid Vita launch title, and definitely one for fans of the genre. It takes 64 seconds for it to first load, though, another 15 to get to the Arcade mode menu and then 23 before you can pick your fighters. Once you’ve done this it’s quick, but until then? 102 seconds. I’ll let you figure out the analogy.
It might only have three tracks but I still think Ridge Racer’s pretty good. Regardless, it takes 30 seconds to get to the ‘start’ screen but another 10 before the menu loads. Jumping into a Spot Race on Harborline 765 takes another 19 seconds, taking the total up to 59 seconds. A second off a sandwich then, but who’s counting?
Oh, we are.

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09/02/2012 at 13:04
Member since: Jan 2010
Awesome article im suprised that Wipouts loadtimes are 20 seconds faster than modnations as i was told that had the worst load times on PS3 and On the Vita
09/02/2012 at 13:09
Member since: Forever
Wipeout takes longer to load.
09/02/2012 at 14:37
Member since: Nov 2009
Can I ask when your article about unit 13 is going to appear Nofi?
09/02/2012 at 14:47
Member since: Forever
About three weeks, I think.
09/02/2012 at 13:07
Member since: Jun 2010
acceptable .
09/02/2012 at 13:09
Member since: Feb 2011
Uncharted seems impressive given how amazing the game looks.
09/02/2012 at 13:11
Member since: Oct 2010
Ah well never mind.
After spending the last couple of months and god knows how many hours playing Skyrim those times will be a breeze! :)
09/02/2012 at 13:11
Member since: Forever
Superb article :-)
09/02/2012 at 13:16
Member since: May 2009
Very interesting. I’m slightly disappointed with these load times, actually.
Against an iPhone 4S, where Shadowgun has me in game after 30 seconds, Rage after less than 10 (!), Real Racing 2 on 30 seconds and Infinity Blade also around the 30 second mark.
I would’ve expected them to be a little bit closer to those times, really. I’m sure it won’t be so bad when it’s in my hands, but staring at load screens is never much fun.
09/02/2012 at 13:22
Member since: Feb 2011
New consoles always promise faster loading times, but since the games get larger or more complicated (sorry, I’m no technical expert), they never seem to improve really. I can only imagine they compare the times on new machines, with old games!
09/02/2012 at 14:19
Member since: May 2009
Well kind of. Rage, Real Racing and Infinity Blade are all over 1GB in size. That’s not too far off Vita game sizes, and when you account for game length and depth, it can’t be too far off being equivalent.
So that really brings us to the data transfer speeds which the Vita gets to play with from memory cards, compared to the iPhone’s on board flash memory. I can’t believe that decompression of assets would be a factor, or RAM/VRAM bandwidth. This can only logically sit on the back of the memory stick and game cartridge read speeds.
09/02/2012 at 15:02
Member since: Feb 2011
I see. The iPhone is quite impressive then really, or the Vita isn’t. :/
09/02/2012 at 17:37
Member since: Oct 2008
But you won’t stare at a loading screen – you’ll be making sandwiches :)
09/02/2012 at 13:18
Member since: Dec 2008
Now im hungry
09/02/2012 at 13:19
Member since: May 2011
Great idea for an article, nice one!
09/02/2012 at 13:33
Member since: Apr 2010
You realise someone is going to complain about this and say “another site bashing the Vita, affecting the Japenese sales.”
09/02/2012 at 13:38
Member since: Nov 2011
This article is total BS – no salad? mayonnaise? what kind of bread?
09/02/2012 at 13:44
Member since: Dec 2008
Salad? You do know where Alex lives, right? I’m suprised he picked making a sandwhich rather than timing how long it takes to deep fry a packet of Skittles.
09/02/2012 at 13:56
Member since: Apr 2010
Ah the classic Glasgow Deep fried mars bar. Do you know, I’ve lived here all my life and the ONLY place I’ve seen this advertised as being sold was in Newcastle.
I now want a chippy!
09/02/2012 at 14:48
Member since: Nov 2009
Knowing it will probably stop my heart from beating… I have a feeling that I have to at least try it…
09/02/2012 at 15:17
Member since: Nov 2011
I was not aware of his salad-free location, perhaps he should have assessed how many Wipeout races he could squeeze in on his ambulance ride to triple heart bypass surgery.
09/02/2012 at 15:26
Member since: Feb 2010
I laughed so hard at this conversation :D
09/02/2012 at 16:09
Member since: Aug 2010
Only on TSA.