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Durex Announce Sexy Time Internet Underwear And Smartphone App

Not a late April Fools, an actual thing.

Hang on, just checking the calender.. yup, it’s Friday. Generally, we like to think Friday fun is something we do on TSA – because Friday is the longest day of the week while you all waste time at work, waiting for the weekend. But plenty of the news-makers are meeting us half way on this.

So then, Durex have announced Fundawear, underwear you can control via a smartphone app which let’s you play sexy time games across the Internet. The project lets long distances lovers “tease, tickle and tantalise even when apart” and Durex seem to think they are onto something.

“After the laughter had stopped, we knew it was going to be an awesome project. People will want this,” said the technical director of the project, Ben Moir.

The project connects saucepots together via an Amazon server so perhaps they can pick up a copy of Fifty Shades Of Grey whilst they are buzzing their partners unmentionables.

Fashion, gaming and sex, I don’t think I’m ever going to write a more perfect news item, I can die a happy man.

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21 Comments
  1. bunimomike
    Member
    Since: Jul 2009

    I remember reading about a USB powered vibrator so you could just remotely connect to said computer and ramp up the voltage. None of this pathetic, external touching nonsense. Get in there!

    Comment posted on 19/04/2013 at 13:40.
  2. teflon
    Community Team
    Since: May 2009

    50 shades of Brass Eye.

    Comment posted on 19/04/2013 at 13:41.
    • wonkey-willy
      Member
      Since: Jan 2010

      More like “munk eye”

      Comment posted on 19/04/2013 at 14:14.
  3. ashw92
    Member
    Since: Aug 2010

    I’m sure it would be great until one of the motors overheats and burns your nads off.
    Seriously though, I really cant see this getting anywhere.

    Comment posted on 19/04/2013 at 13:45.
  4. KeRaSh
    Member
    Since: Nov 2009

    She’s cute. :)
    However, I’m sure this will be used for self pleasuring 99% of the time.
    The other 1% will raise headlines like “Durex servers got hacked, caused thousands of orgasms and stiff nipples”.

    Comment posted on 19/04/2013 at 13:53.
    • Peter Chapman
      Team TSA: Editor
      Since: Forever

      This might be a bit weird but I really love the idea of a mass hacking – usually considered a very negative thing – that just brings people up to the vinegar strokes.

      “Using my hacking skills for stealing identities and bank account numbers? No, I just want to make fifteen thousand people all climax at once!”

      Comment posted on 19/04/2013 at 14:01.
      • KeRaSh
        Member
        Since: Nov 2009

        And the hackers will consider themselves to be the Robin Hoods of the internets. :P

        Comment posted on 19/04/2013 at 14:08.
    • gaffers101
      Member
      Since: Oct 2008

      The other 1% will raise headlines like “Durex servers got hacked, caused thousands of orgasms and stiff nipples”.
      lol !!!

      Comment posted on 19/04/2013 at 14:05.
  5. wonkey-willy
    Member
    Since: Jan 2010

    Serioulsy have you seen the amount of vibrator apps on the martket place..just type vibrator in the search bar *apparently*

    Comment posted on 19/04/2013 at 14:16.
    • Tuffcub
      On the naughty step.
      Since: Dec 2008

      No i have not.

      Also: You dirty perv.

      Comment posted on 19/04/2013 at 14:33.
  6. TSBonyman
    Member
    Since: Dec 2009
  7. Moshbag
    Member
    Since: Nov 2011

    Smartphone schmartphone, this is where it’s at:
    http://www.gizmag.com/nsfw-review-realtouch-sex-toy-for-men/26804/

    Comment posted on 19/04/2013 at 16:13.
    • ashw92
      Member
      Since: Aug 2010

      This was a great read. Cheers for that. I imagine his missus was not best impressed after that!

      Comment posted on 19/04/2013 at 17:08.
  8. The Lone Steven
    Never heard of him.
    Since: May 2010

    Is it wrong that i want it to get hacked just so thousands will end up climaxing at the wrong time or had several incidents?

    I really hope TSA will not do a video review of this when it is released. I wonder how many patches it will require on day one? ;)

    Comment posted on 19/04/2013 at 16:52.
    • Adam Garrett
      Community Manager
      Since: Feb 2009

      We should ask Willington to review it like the Justin Bieber app.

      Comment posted on 21/04/2013 at 14:56.
  9. freezebug2
    Member
    Since: Dec 2008

    Haha, it’d be like a nation of pile sufferers. Unexpected tingles down there at the most compromising times will probably cause sudden hip jerk movements that would have to be explained away as the Hem cream not working. ” Damn they’ve dropped again!” :P

    Comment posted on 20/04/2013 at 10:04.
  10. Cort
    Member
    Since: Mar 2009

    Paedophile’s dream.

    Comment posted on 20/04/2013 at 11:40.

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