Once again I have trawled the ratings description from the ESRB to give you a handy condensed guide on which games you should avoid to keep both mind and spirit pure. It is certainly not an excuse just have a titter at the ESRB’s superb descriptions.
We at The Sixth Axis abhor smut and suggest you avoid it all costs. If you are a filthy smut fiend please say a Hail Mary in the comments section below and we shall pray for you on Sunday when the Reverend Nofi leads us in eight hours of self-flagellation and worship.
This week features skirt lifting, large amounts of buttocks and Snake – and I can barely type this it’s so disusting – Snake goes.. gay. Eurgh. Dirty animal! Just the thought if such acts makes me vomit.*
- Sengoku BASARA Samurai Heroes – Some female characters wear revealing outfits that expose some cleavage; one character’s breasts jiggle slightly when she moves.
- Castlevania Harmony of Despair – Some female creatures (succubi and harpies) wear revealing outfits that expose a lot of cleavage; one enemy’s vacuum attack causes a heroine’s skirt to be rise up frequently.
- Hot Shots Tennis: Get a Grip –Some female avatars have tight bodysuits that depict moderate cleavage, and one line judge is described as “the seductive superlady” with a profile that asks, “How long before the court is mobbed by men wanting to steal a look?”
- Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker – Players can also engage in extra missions (“extra ops”) that involve dating either a male or female character: Players can take pictures of their female dates in bikinis, touch a character’s breasts, or lie on top of him or her on the beach. If players enter a cardboard box (“Love Pack”), a rustling motion and moaning sounds occur.
- Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D’s Decade Duels – Some of the cards depict female characters in somewhat revealing skin-tight clothing, including a winking nurse character in front of a background of hearts.
- Deathspank – The dialogue contains some mild sexual references such as “He says you are a psychotic dominatrix and not in the good way”; “Between the heart palpitations and the unchecked syphilis, it’s the least of my worries”;
- Tehra Dark Warrior –Tehra is depicted briefly in cutscene still images wearing an outfit that reveals a significant amount of cleavage. During gameplay, Tehra wears a thong-like costume that exposes large amounts of her buttocks.
- Bloody Good Time – Some female characters are depicted in bikinis, low-cut clothing, bunny outfits, and showgirl costumes that expose a lot of cleavage. A movie set displays a call sheet that details a bedroom scene, with the text “Please Note: As this scene involves nudity, ONLY the involved actors, the assigned camera op and the director should be present.”
Source: ESRB
*Note for those of you who are new around here: I am a fully practising homsexual. This is humour, not homophobia. I love c*ck.
BIGAL-1992
I had to laugh at this, especially the disclaimer and the MGS:Peace walker part.
haz360
Brilliant! LMAO at the disclaimer at the bottom.
Jones81
Ha! quality, I needed a good Friday chuckle. Good work Tuffcub lol
Charmed_Fanatic
LOL these people need lives … god … :|
yogh_wayne
The developers of those games should be ashamed ;)
STILLCANTTHINKOFAGOODPSNNAME
erm wont somebody thin of the children
Mick939
Thin off the children. Your right there’s far too many about
rht992
this isn’t’ going to end well . . .
BioEye
Many babies saw more than just “moderate cleavage” when they were breastfed.
gurglesletch
lol
newsky87
“Between the heart palpitations and the unchecked syphilis, it’s the least of my worries”
Hehe, tell me about it! Whoops, er, I mean… Hail Mary
Rob92
Ha brilliant.
G_The_Enemy14
haha tuffcub :D