Friday Fight #20

Last week saw Ratchet up against Crysis’ high tech Nomad. It was a very close fight but in the end Ratchet remains champ. Nomad bows out having lost by only 3 votes. Final score: 17 – 14.

How will Ratchet do against one of gaming’s toughest bosses? Let’s find out…RATCHET VS. SEPHIROTH.

Ratchet’s Pros:

  • An arsenal of extremely powerful and inventive weapons
  • Hoverboots, a giant  ratchet and high jumping capabilities
  • Ears that make him aerodynamic
  • Can wear full body armour
  • A winning smile…look at his wittle face

Sephiroth’s Pros:

  • A ridiculously long sword
  • Calm and collected
  • Can achieve flight with just a single wing
  • Excellent aerial attacks
  • Hair that’s ‘Worth it’.

Ratchet’s Cons:

  • Clank
  • Has a tendancy to jump off cliff edges
  • Clank

Sephiroth’s Cons:

  • Gets lonely
  • Susceptible to ‘Your Mother’ jokes
  • External Shoulder pads…they weren’t even in fashion in the 80’s

Thanks to Person678 for helping with Sephiroth’s Pros and Cons as I hate Final Fantasy…Go Ratchet!

50 Comments

  1. Sephirot: I know about the RYNO, but Sephirot would kill ratchet in 2sec, just like he did with Sora for 13312 times, until he saw how to defeat him in a walkthrough. He then was killed in 5 sec for 625335 times. Shortly after, Sora decided Ansem was wayyy easier to kill.
    P.S.: That was sephirot as shown in kingdom hearts, but he’s probably the same in FF.

    • P.S.2: Sorry for the double post, but it was Sora who was later killed in 5sec for 625335 times.

    • Spehiroth in Kingdom Hearts 1 was without a doubt the hardest boss fight I’ve ever fought

  2. This one has to go to Sephiroth. That man is one of the best villains ever created. I like Ratchet but there’s no way he could defeat the One-Winged Angel

  3. Ratchet, Sephiroth would suit being a penguin, and then being non-excicting.

  4. Ratchet!
    Who needs a big sword and the ability to kill off main characters when you can just throw a groovitron ball, turn them into a penguin, and then kill them with a wrench?

  5. Ummm… Who’s Sephiroph? Looks Japanese so, FF series? Anyways, R.Y.N.O V would kick his arse, ratchet for me :)

  6. ooooo tough choice! Sephiroth is like coolest bad-guy ever, but I’m afraid Ratchet probably has the upper hand here. In the time it takes Super Nova to go off, Ratchet probably could fired off his entire collection of gadgets and weaponry, went home for lunch, and then came back for another round.

    So Ratchet for me<3

  7. Ratchet would wrench Sephiroth in no time.

  8. sephiroth by an absolute mile, thought nomad should have won too!

  9. I didn’t even think I’d have to put the clear winners name down until I saw that a consideral number of voters here seems to be high on chemicals, so just to be sure:
    Sephiroth.

  10. Ratchet, absolutely.

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