Fallout: New Vegas – is it a bug ridden pile of toss or a massively playable RPG with some bearable faults? We scored the game a respectable 7 in our review but did you know the game features moonwalking dogs, hovering lizards and crotch nibbling demon men?
10: The Amazing Hovering Lizard. It’s a little known fact that mutant lizards can levitate and reach an altitude of almost 100 metres.
9: Zombie Eye Dog. This mutt manages to get around New Vegas despite both his eyeballs being attached to the side of his head.
8. The Amazing Invisible Typewriter. You’re not fooling anyone, there is no typewriter. The typewriter is a lie!
7. The Devil Man. Devil man has a rotating head and will glide towards your crotch and make the screen go blurry. Eeek!
6: The Mysterious Giant Exclamation mark. Fallout: New Vegas equivalent of “OMG!”
5: Beyond The Thunderdome. What lays beyond the impassable range of mountains?
3: The Magical, Invincible, Multiple man. Like a set of superhuman Russian stacking dolls this is a man within a man within a man.
2: Michael The Moonwalking Dog. He’s bad.
1: The Man Who Has A Ceiling For His Head. Fallout: New Vegas was directed by David Lynch (see no.7 for further proof).
Dam gekos look a lot tougher in 3d and that rotating head just freaks me out man
Its bound to happen in a massive RPG as you cant check everything … but the dog and devil guy … how did no-one spot that??
It’s still no Big Rigs ;)
I think i’ll probably just start fallout 3 again rather than buy this.
I have been thinking about buying this even after the review, I thought the bugs can’t be that bad. Having seen this, I will not be buying this until this kind of rubbish is fixed.
You’re sh#tt#ng me Fallout 3 was the glitchiest, buggiest, un QA tested, worst plie of sh#te ever on the PS3 and they release the follow up in the same fashion. You’ve got to be jocking, do they not lear. I know it’s different devs, but the they should have learnt!
Oh, they do learn. If F3 was “the glitchiest, buggiest, un QA tested, worst plie of sh#te ever on the PS3” and everyone bought it,then why bother fixing the sequel?
i’m so not buying this game. at least until there a GOTY edition or it becomes dirt cheap.
Wait until there’s a Bug Of The Year Edition to really celebrate their f***wittery.
I have to say releasing a “AAA” title with those kind of bugs is pretty disgraceful, they must of known about them before they released it.
I really love these glitches! So much fun! Thats why I love oblivion so much!
*AWOOGA* Bethesda PR Person In Disguise! *AWOOGA*
RUN!! we are all going to die*runs out of the room and grabs a fatman*
*tries to run out the room but levitates to the ceiling*
*buttocks start spinning clockwise*
*belches a disco dancing Radscopion*
fecking glitches are spreading to TSA!
wha…*comments freezes*Dammit when is that patch comming
The spelling and grammar patch arrives before Christmas. We’ve been promised.
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