If you thought Sega had given up on creating consoles then think again as the industry giant has just installed four new prototype devices, codenamed ‘Toylets’, in four Tokyo metro locations. Set phasers to ‘WTF?’ Captain, Sega have created consoles you can p*ss on.
LCD screens have been mounted above urinals which in turn have been fitted with pressure sensors. These sensors detect the strength and direction of your urine stream and the data is fed back to the console to allow you to play one of four games.
The first game is ‘Graffiti Eraser’ in which you control your ‘hose’ and use your ‘stream’ to wash graffiti off a wall, game number two, ‘Mannekin Pis’ simply records how hard you can wee.
Then things start to get a bit weird as game number three features that most ancient of Japanese traditions, looking up skirts. A lovely young lady is depicted on screen and the harder you pee, the harder the wind blows her skirt up.
The final game is the utterly bonkers “Battle! Milk From Nose” which features multiplayer penis action. The strength of your stream is compared against the urinal’s previous user and depicted on screen as milk spraying out of your nose. If your stream strength is greater than your opponents’ then your milky nose power will knock your opponent off screen and you become reigning champion.
If you are particularly proud of your wee you can (and the phrase ‘only in Japan’ has never been more appropriate) take a USB stick in to the toilet with you and download your high scores.
Source: Singularity Hub.
BIGAL-1992
Didn’t I mention th- oh I can’t be bother with going through this process again.
YOURMUMANDME
I play this game in my mind every day … If I achieve a No.2 and it’s been difficult then ‘Victory Fanfare’ plays in head ! …. I’m strange, so what :|
moshi
Hey don’t I get any credit, posted this in the forums a few weeks ago.
TURRICAN-808
I’d be way too busy laughing, lol
An-dz
They can turn anything into a game nowadays
Klart
That’s MannekEn Pis.
iamtdogg
hahahahahahah got to love the Japanese :)
Jumping Monks
That’s amazing. All we get are newspaper articles and adverts.
boyinastairwell
“Battle! Milk From Nose” looks like a pissy version of “Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan”!
nick33
Been reading TSA for a short while now and this article was the one that convinced me to register.
I work in central Tokyo and I intend to track these down and to give them a whiz.
It makes me wonder though if this is an effort to improve accuracy? There tends to be a lot of pee on the floor around the urinal and this might be a way to make sure more of it goes in the urinal!